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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

X-FaceVon: Onideus Mad Hatter (usenet@backwater-productions.net) [Profil]
Datum: 17.04.2008 00:22
Message-ID: <fjuc04pebcseou0ahii08glk0s54sptc1l@4ax.com>
Newsgroup: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk alt.troll alt.flame alt.2600 alt.usenet.kooks
On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:52 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net
(§ñühw¤£f)
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of
pure thought with:
>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:47:51 -0700, §ñühw¤£f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
>> >Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >§ñühw¤£f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> >> >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> §ñühw¤£f
<snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
>> >> >> 57ae0d9
>> >> >>> @vector:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President
2012"
>> >> >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith
with:
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer
<gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>> >> >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>> >> >>> >>
>> >> >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The
2-Belo
>> >> >>> >>
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing
that, I can tell it's VERY
>> >> >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how
much "fun" you're
>> >> >>> >> >supposedly>having.  *nods*
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>*snicker*
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory
control specialist
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>> >> >>> >>
>> >> >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>> >> >
>> >> >Ralph Waldo Emerson.
>> >>
>> >> Iced Teabagger Vance.
>> >
>> >Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out
in the cold.
>> >I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
>> >Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been
som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
>> >DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on
his right hand?
>> >I wonder how that happened...
>>
>> He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
>> penance for some wrong doing he committed.
>>
>Last time I use an offline newsfeeder with your p0asts.
>Note to self: g00gle "yakuza".
>
>Self: dyofdw!

Yakuza = Japanese Mafia

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