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Re: Why isn't the killer of Kurt Cobain in Prison?

Von: Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012 (jasonzc@yahoo.com) [Profil]
Datum: 12.04.2008 15:41
Message-ID: <Xns9A7E5875594DB12345666@207.14.116.130>
Newsgroup: alt.punk alt.music.hardcore alt.true-crime alt.tasteless alt.music.alternative alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk alt.politics alt.usenet.kooks alt.flame
"Bill Cleere" <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote in
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> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com>
> wrote in message news:Xns993EBED7A6D4412345666@207.14.116.130...
>> billcleere@gmail.com wrote in news:1177453722.265629.304210
>> @t38g2000prd.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"
>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns991961DE8284012345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>> "Bill Cleere" <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:1-udnQHfT9smNjfYnZ2dnUVZ_o-knZ2d@comcast.com:
>>>>
>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"
>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
>>>>> wrote in message news:Xns98B894F59DB9B12345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>>>> "Bill Cleere" <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote
in
>>>>>> news:vaednQZb84sqOzTYnZ2dnUVZ_oipnZ2d@comcast.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President
2008"
>>>>>>> <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Xns98B79CF7A1CAE12345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>>>>>> "Bill Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote
in
>>>>>>>>
news:1165858586.108397.68860@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> "Bill Cleere"
<bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>
news:z4CdnVzf2O7JBOrYnZ2dnUVZ_rSdnZ2d@comcast.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
President 2008"
>>>>>>>>>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >
news:Xns9891CEF40CCE912345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>>>>>>>> >> "Bill Cleere"
<bcleere@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> >>
news:1165435444.029386.106820@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>> Jason Gortician - Libertarian for
President 2008 wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> "Bill Cleere"
<bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
news:FNednUDPbtDpfOnYnZ2dnUVZ_r6dnZ2d@comcast.com:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> > "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2008"
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
news:Xns988FC391D7C3212345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> "Bill
Cleere" <bcleere@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
news:1165262097.314458.288830
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
@j72g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> "Jason
Gortician - Libertarian for President 2008"
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
news:Xns988EA8EE8455B12345666@207.14.116.130...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>> "Bill
Cleere" <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>>
news:HPudnXSnIqA5UfLYnZ2dnUVZ_qOdnZ2d@comcast.com:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>>> If I
wasn't a fucking Trotskyite, I'd vote for a
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>>>
Libertarian.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>> If I wasn't a
libertarian, I'd kill you in Mexico
>> City
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>> with a
fireaxe.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> If I wasn't a
Left Deviationist, I'd turn you over
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> to the tender
mercies of the Organs of State
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> Security.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >> If I wasn't a
nihilist, I'd care more.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> > If I wasn't an
anarcho-syndicalist, I wouldn't want to
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> > reduce your party
headquarters to a heap of smoldering
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> > rubble in the name of the
Toiling Masses.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> If I wasn't a cartel
capitalist, I wouldn't fund said
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> venture in an effort to foster
false opposition.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>> If I wasn't a running dog of the
imperialist hyenas, I'd
>>>>>>>>>> >>> nationalize your assets and
redistribute them to the
>>>>>>>>>> >>> masses of peasants and workers.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> If I wasn't non-Illuminati, I'd make
you think that was
>>>>>>>>>> >> the plan.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > If I wasn't a disgraced former 66th Degree
Mason, I'd have
>>>>>>>>>> > you as the main course at the Goat Feast.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If I wasn't a heterosexual, I'd kidnap you and
sell you to
>>>>>>>>>> Lawrence King to be raped by the elite at
exclusive parties.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I wasn't a scoffer at all conspiracy theories, I'd
get Bill
>>>>>>>>> Clinton to have you run over by a train to cover up
a massive
>> drug
>>>>>>>>> smuggling operation.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If I wasn't El Duce of the Mentors, I'd have Courtney
Love do
>>>>>>>> exactly that to me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If I wasn't somehow still smitten, in spite of it all, by
>>>>>>> something about her devil-may-care attitude, I'd do
>>>>>>> exactly that to Courtney Love.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If I wasn't so unforgiving, I'd indulge you by burying you
>>>>>> beneath her.
>>>>>
>>>>> If I wasn't so ungrateful, I'd thank you for that very
>>>>> considerate suggestion for hastening my putrefaction.
>>>>>
>>>>> She and I could sing together whilst we deteriorated:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Ashes to ashes,
>>>>> and dust to dust;
>>>>> If the women don't get you,
>>>>> the whiskey must."
>>>>
>>>> In Which I Publicly (Again) Announce My Intentions To Kill Courtney
>>>> Love
>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8PAxPRTN4
>>>
>>> If I wasn't so discreet, I'd reveal that your cup was full of
>>> Gin 'n Courtney's JizzJuice, revealing that you still have a
>>> secret pash for her.
>>
>> Were I so crude, I would imply that her deathly convulsions would
>> enhance my release. For did Kurdt not say of the one Ms. Love, "The
>> best fuck I ever had."?
>
> Were I not so tactful, I would suggest that he probably
> couldn't remember any of the others (not that he
> probably wouldn't have been right anyway.)  Ms. Love
> got fucked up for a reason, part of which was getting
> fucked up, which is one way to get really good at
> getting fucked up.
>
>> (Edit: changed 'publically' to 'publicly'. What's the rule on that?
>> Is there a rule on that?)
>
> Nope.  This or that dictionary can say that one or the
> other is preferred, but they've nothing to back it up with.
>
> Plus this:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc
>
> -- Bill Cleere
>
> "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
> wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs."  (Stendhal)
>
>

I seem to be watching reruns.

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