the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( cute )

the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( cute )
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Janes Addiction
'Jane Says (Steel Drums)'
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live version

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i had my metting this mroning black
"how'd it go ?"


i'm goin back in tha other program


"is tht why u reposted our"
"win 95 frnt door code last night ?"


maybe



i want that song identifier code written

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damn
they giv eme th prettiest girls

to talk with


"she's a bit alright"

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pls dont read that bit dear

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divin thru my file

how much of th witchdoctor shit is on th surface ?


"not much"


but she knows i'm a supersensitive right ?


"yep"

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it wont help but

i can stop writin this crap on my forms



cant meet
workplace health and safety requirements

at least not legally




spun th disabled employment service

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more pain killin drugs over there thang

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omigod where's th mullbowl ?

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scuse i
jst medicating

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nice legs

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was more like joey frm bread last time irocked


leater jacket


highprice
englsh car

attitude and


she reackons she aint payin me

yeah right

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that oen fell over quick

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not mentioned again

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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'higher ground Track No12'
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ok then

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reckon yr dockin my pay and

fold so fast ya


didnt even get a call frm me

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puttin me back in th program

was in th sex change prgram
lat time i was in that space

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hey a boy girl can change her mind too

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"ptsd now"

oh ok

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and they got about ten percent of my past

"the;re aware of it"

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"so yr cover is back in place ?"
yeah james black

yr cover identity is back in place

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thought i;d have t badly frighten a few more

poor clerical workers

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if th interview
goes over an hour and  half

u wont sleep four days

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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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and that's wthout known a damn thing

bout my 17 yrs
wi fat johnny and

th gypsie mafia

"not th gay mafia ?"



u wouldnt even pull that line cunt

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then again

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i looked after this guy's food van

in catering


fr ten yrs

never saw his face


had a contract on his head and

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is yr boss
ever gunna walk th grounds


i c other cunts here with prices on their heads

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but no

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fuck off kirkie

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think yr old stepfather is stupid ?

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magic bitch

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Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
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"cant disguise her mental signature"
"i dont know wot she was thinking"

yes u do cunt

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she judges too fast

"most ppl do"

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my cover identity

mostly undercover



cept fr three weeks ago


ah cmon catwoman

not in frnt of kids




stupid bitch

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would james bond blow his cover
to yr daughters

i ask u

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usually content
to let ppl

judge me as bein th

idiot on  uncicyle or


jenny


i care factor

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blow enough young ppl's minds

sorry trolls


it is

a civic duty


to frighten th fuck out of trolls


even th karma cops agree

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makes a nice change

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how come
i had t see that cunt die
and

throw clues to it

before meetin another hitman

"th trail of dead bodies"


cunts

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retired


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Simon and Garfunkel
'Cecilia'
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yeah we all say that

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i had to
balance some of that

stuff i did fr th gypsie mafia
th psychic emergency services stuff


just forget it

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as long as th karma cops cn live with it

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i dunno james
i wouldnt have minded

tellin her some of
james black's exploits

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nice hair

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Black Eyed Peas
'My Humps'
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no comment
i said i ws medicating

bloody girls

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DJ Shadow
'?'
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rocked back out th front door


my cover ID


still playin inside th system

jumped back into th
silver sports model car and

split

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so wot do i write on these forms now
"beautiful lady"

keep yr thoughts to yrself james

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push th sunglasses
with a skulland crossbones

emblazoned onth side

back up into th fro and


look her in th eyes

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they never ask about that bit of red paint

splashed on th sleeve of
my leather jacket



th

aboriginal  elder hair
uncut
and half way down my back when wet


stickin out everywhere

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dont get my black money though

my aboriginality


half th country still arguin over

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do u ppl
preferr to be called

aboriginal or black


umm



think that;s my aboriginality right there

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but
some always think i';m white

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Modern English
'Melt With You'
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hate t tell ya this sweetheart
but those 3 guys are convinced i'm abo

well u could read their minds too

and check

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mum found it harder

hey u chose to live here

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Blind Melon
'No Rain'
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still gettin flackfr this


the witchdoctor of australia's
offical policy is

dont ask himto make it rain


cn never turn th prick off again

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jst pisses down

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and james wants em to
work on

desalinisation instead

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fr th space ships u understand

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th bone pointing
witchdcotor
has gone high tech and


starstruck

we are goin to th stars ppl

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if the cunts can ever get past their

prejudices

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got all th time in th world

th world's

strongest psychic



pretty sure


this blue planet
goin into that black hole

if we dont get

star travel

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and figureout how to
yank our star


sol

out of th milky way

so baeutidful

so fuckin deadly


huge black thing

at th centre of
th


spiral galaxy




i know u reckon it;s  a black hole


we not so sure

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The Kinks
'Plastic Man'
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and still
most white

australians

will travel overseas

to hire a witchdoctor


dickheads

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cant see th wood

fr th trees

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look at our planet and


scream

save theplanet



have u taken a big enough view ?

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how big are th rocks

floatin in free space
between th stars

how big a starship

do u have to build

for it to reach it;s detsination

without hittin somethin



"unless u got a psychic pilot"

the law and order system
doesnt recognise magic


"but uses it all th same"
"and lets us bee"

they read th clues to nxt diasaster


7 days before it happens

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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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i even tag em

nice and clear

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law and order


is abotu th only thing

stoppin anyone
buildin a ship

that'l go

faster than light



cant control us


out there

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not doin all that good a job
keepin us

bottled up here but

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it's not
an ACTUAL

black hole

till an engineer
has built somehtin

to go take samples


and take a closer look

similarly


it aint a speed limit

set


till some engineer

has tested it


physically



a theory

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and not a very good one

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wot;s th smallest
particle of th universe

how big is it

its an

infinite universe

has no end


my stepfather ws a builder

he knows th answer to th nxt one


wot do u build an
infinite universe out of


ask a kid


an infinitely

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?
'?'
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small building block


has no beginning

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J:\MP364~1\12 The New Wild West.MP3

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there never was a big bang

locally maybe


it never had a beginning

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th universe
has to break th rules of th universe

maybe only a unicycle ridin clown
can see that

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prefer to think my readers

not that dense

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although
most of ya

stillgo tth

telly idea of psychic

a psychic must know everything


why ?


specially an early era psychic



ascribing th power of
yr god

to all psychics


with yr mad fear


thought only god knew everything

but every smart alec cunt


thinks

a psychic

should know


everything


i'm happy enough
if i only get

five percent of th future


but i get more thn that


puts me in frnt

ahead of a


fifty fifty split

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th world is full of fuckheads

who think they know everything

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and i'm a dumb coon

who ride a uncicyle


cause i got sore nuts




hey it

makes em

comfortably numb

do th hardest thing u can do

half an hr and

i cant feel em

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Jewel
'Standing Still'
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?
'?'
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J:\CONVER~1\12 The Girl Of My Dreams Is Giving Me Nightmares.MP3

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always

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she'll love me
but


my sore testicles
tha ache every day


she wont deal with that

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if u luv me
fuck me stupid
and keep me that way

or fuck off

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sacked th last head wife fr bein a  stupid bitch

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really dont care

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dick's too big

too fuckin flexible


can suck my own dick

better thn u anyway

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that's 3000 headjobs u owe me dear

no i


dont care if u never pay em up

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things to DO diary

later

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pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.



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The Kinks
'She's Got Everything'
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