Re: Getting the "curse"
Von: BuZZard (buzzard@buzzardnest.us) [Profil]
Datum: 24.02.2007 22:27
Message-ID: <V42Eh.236$Tg7.226@trnddc03>
Newsgroup: alt.buzzard.rules alt.hackers.malicious alt.masturbation.mental alt.usenet.kooks
Datum: 24.02.2007 22:27
Message-ID: <V42Eh.236$Tg7.226@trnddc03>
Newsgroup: alt.buzzard.rules alt.hackers.malicious alt.masturbation.mental alt.usenet.kooks
"AOK" <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:erq90c$bon$5@registered.motzarella.org... > BuZZard wrote: > > <Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message news:45e2049c.8746093@news.alt.net... > >> On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:45:30 GMT, "BuZZard" <BuZZard@buZZardnest.us> > >> wrote: > >> > >>> "Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote in message > >>> news:xzvCh.23509$VE5.15502@fe01.news.easynews.com... > >>>> AOK wrote: > >>>>> Max Grrl wrote: > >>>>>> In article <05vCh.6529$MN.3860@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net>, AOK > >>>>>> <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>>>> Mowe Z. Slowley wrote: > >>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Dinner in a fine restaurant, serving delicious and unfamiliar > > food. > >>>>>>>> An evening of fine entertainment, preferably live. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Privacy. In a warm clean place. With a monster four post bed. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> A small dose of your favorite inebriant. A massage. A chat about > >>>>>>>> favorite sexual activities. No, wait, we already did that. Except > >>>>>>>> your feelings about cunnilingus, I'm still a little sketchy on > > that. > >>>>>>>> My Ex didn't want any of that, which I thought was a bit strange. > >>>>>>>> She had poor hygiene habits anyway. I used to wash her with a > >>>>>>>> steaming hot towel first. That puffed her up quite a bit. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> OK then: massage, amazing sex, another massage, more amazing sex. > >>>>>>>> Snuggles. Soft dreams. A lovely dawn. Another massage. More > > amazing > >>>>>>>> sex. Breakfast in bed. Showering together. More amazing sex. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Several hours composing music. (while you do whatever you like) > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Tea. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Some deeply meaningful and pleasant conversation. Lots of eye > >>>>>>>> contact. Smiles. Hugs. A stray hand. More amazing sex. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> The late afternoon massage (this one after sex..) > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> Sitting for a while looking out the picture window at the > > wonderful > >>>>>>>> sunset view. Saying nothing. Holding hands and snuggling in the > > big > >>>>>>>> comfy couch. Hardwood fire crackling. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> In the evening the picture window is replaced with a wide screen > >>>>>>>> display from our motorized CCD telescope. Voice command > >>>>>>>> programmable, so we don't have to untangle our embrace to surf the > >>>>>>>> cosmos. An evening of star gazing commences with brief breaks to > >>>>>>>> compose more music arising from the excruciatingly compelling > >>>>>>>> inspirational moments (really just notes for tomorrow); but, the > >>>>>>>> evening is all about you.. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> As the days and weeks flash past all too quickly, occasionally > > we'll > >>>>>>>> entertain guests with dinner parties. Sometimes we'll go out to a > >>>>>>>> show or a party. Several times a year we'll visit our kids or > > other > >>>>>>>> relatives. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> When the weather is just right, we'll go to the top of the > > mountain > >>>>>>>> for a picnic and to practice our physical communion like the > > gods.. > >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>> *Vanilla*. > >>>>>>> Where are the pervs in this group? > >>>>>>> Show me a good sm scene and then we're talking, like with whips > > and > >>>>>>> chains, masters and slaves, blindfolds and gags. > >>>>>>> > >>>>>> You won't really find that in here . . . unless it's joking around. > >>>>>> And as for Mowe . . . he's a wonderful romantic. I just *love* the > > way > >>>>>> he talks. : ) > >>>>>> > >>>>>> > >>>>> Not my style. I have had it with romantics. I want a Master who can > >>>>> collar a bitch pit bull like me with a studded collar. Any man like > > that > >>>>> in this group? > >>>> I'd be happy to do that for you, but you'll have to stay in the yard. > >>> > >>> I am here.. I got collars.. whips.. hard core stuff.. hoods with zipper > > over > >>> the mouth.. She came to the right group to meet me.. its destiny.. GOD > > sent > >>> her to me.. so she can do as I DEMAND her do.. and yet.. she is religious > >>> too.. she has that chior singer.. and the sex thing going on.. thats > >>> HOT!!!!... I just hope she isnt spooge or someone like that.. I would > > have > >>> to kill myself... falling in love with friggen cypher or someone > > pretending > >>> to be someone I would want in a bad way is not my idea of a troll.. I > > would > >>> commit usenet suicide.. I better NEVER FIND OUT THIS IS A TROLL!!!!1! > >>> > >> Buzzard, Calm down, You know torlls will never inhabit the nest. It > >> has to be real dude. > >> > >> > >> Git-R-Done! > > > > Thank the lords.. this chick is mentally hot! > > > > > Yes I am. Its true. And I am also very angry and very stressed. Stay > away from me. I don't do relationships. I do stepfathers. Want to apply > for that job? If so, you stand a chance. If not, take a hike. Your kidding me right? This aint even funny.. because..this is the curse thread.. and.. if I have to marry your mother.. so you can do me.. Dont even temp me.. and if you turn out to be a troll I know.. I swear.. I hope you like jelly bellies.[ Auf dieses Posting antworten ]
Antworten
- AOK (24.02.2007 22:30)
- Mowe C. Slowley (25.02.2007 00:21)
