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Re: Getting the "curse"

Von: BuZZard (buzzard@buzzardnest.us) [Profil]
Datum: 24.02.2007 22:27
Message-ID: <V42Eh.236$Tg7.226@trnddc03>
Newsgroup: alt.buzzard.rules alt.hackers.malicious alt.masturbation.mental alt.usenet.kooks
"AOK" <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:erq90c$bon$5@registered.motzarella.org...
> BuZZard wrote:
> > <Lamey The Cable Guy> wrote in message
news:45e2049c.8746093@news.alt.net...
> >> On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:45:30 GMT, "BuZZard"
<BuZZard@buZZardnest.us>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Rev Turd Fredericks" <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote
in message
> >>> news:xzvCh.23509$VE5.15502@fe01.news.easynews.com...
> >>>> AOK wrote:
> >>>>> Max Grrl wrote:
> >>>>>> In article
<05vCh.6529$MN.3860@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net>, AOK
> >>>>>> <amkemail2006-google@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Dinner in a fine restaurant, serving delicious and
unfamiliar
> > food.
> >>>>>>>> An evening of fine entertainment, preferably live.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Privacy. In a warm clean place. With a monster
four post bed.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> A small dose of your favorite inebriant. A
massage. A chat about
> >>>>>>>> favorite sexual activities. No, wait, we already
did that. Except
> >>>>>>>> your feelings about cunnilingus, I'm still a
little sketchy on
> > that.
> >>>>>>>> My Ex didn't want any of that, which I thought was
a bit strange.
> >>>>>>>> She had poor hygiene habits anyway. I used to wash
her with a
> >>>>>>>> steaming hot towel first. That puffed her up quite
a bit.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> OK then: massage, amazing sex, another massage,
more amazing sex.
> >>>>>>>> Snuggles. Soft dreams. A lovely dawn. Another
massage. More
> > amazing
> >>>>>>>> sex. Breakfast in bed. Showering together. More
amazing sex.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Several hours composing music. (while you do
whatever you like)
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Tea.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Some deeply meaningful and pleasant conversation.
Lots of eye
> >>>>>>>> contact. Smiles. Hugs. A stray hand. More amazing
sex.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> The late afternoon massage (this one after sex..)
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Sitting for a while looking out the picture window
at the
> > wonderful
> >>>>>>>> sunset view. Saying nothing. Holding hands and
snuggling in the
> > big
> >>>>>>>> comfy couch. Hardwood fire crackling.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> In the evening the picture window is replaced with
a wide screen
> >>>>>>>> display from our motorized CCD telescope. Voice
command
> >>>>>>>> programmable, so we don't have to untangle our
embrace to surf
the
> >>>>>>>> cosmos. An evening of star gazing commences with
brief breaks to
> >>>>>>>> compose more music arising from the excruciatingly
compelling
> >>>>>>>> inspirational moments (really just notes for
tomorrow); but, the
> >>>>>>>> evening is all about you..
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> As the days and weeks flash past all too quickly,
occasionally
> > we'll
> >>>>>>>> entertain guests with dinner parties. Sometimes
we'll go out to a
> >>>>>>>> show or a party. Several times a year we'll visit
our kids or
> > other
> >>>>>>>> relatives.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> When the weather is just right, we'll go to the
top of the
> > mountain
> >>>>>>>> for a picnic and to practice our physical
communion like the
> > gods..
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> *Vanilla*.
> >>>>>>> Where are the pervs in this group?
> >>>>>>> Show me a good sm scene and then  we're talking, like
with whips
> > and
> >>>>>>> chains, masters and slaves, blindfolds and gags.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> You won't really find that in here . . .  unless it's
joking
around.
> >>>>>> And as for Mowe . . .  he's a wonderful romantic. I just
*love* the
> > way
> >>>>>> he talks. : )
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> Not my style. I have had it with romantics. I want a Master
who can
> >>>>> collar a bitch pit bull like me with a studded collar. Any man
like
> > that
> >>>>> in this group?
> >>>> I'd be happy to do that for you, but you'll have to stay in the
yard.
> >>>
> >>> I am here.. I got collars.. whips.. hard core stuff.. hoods with
zipper
> > over
> >>> the mouth.. She came to the right group to meet me.. its destiny.. GOD
> > sent
> >>> her to me.. so she can do as I DEMAND her do.. and yet.. she is
religious
> >>> too.. she has that chior singer.. and the sex thing going on.. thats
> >>> HOT!!!!... I just hope she isnt spooge or someone like that.. I would
> > have
> >>> to kill myself... falling in love with friggen cypher or someone
> > pretending
> >>> to be someone I would want in a bad way is not my idea of a troll.. I
> > would
> >>> commit usenet suicide.. I better NEVER FIND OUT THIS IS A TROLL!!!!1!
> >>>
> >> Buzzard, Calm down, You know torlls will never inhabit the nest. It
> >> has to be real dude.
> >>
> >>
> >> Git-R-Done!
> >
> > Thank the lords.. this chick is mentally hot!
> >
> >
> Yes I am. Its true. And I am also very angry and very stressed. Stay
> away from me. I don't do relationships. I do stepfathers. Want to apply
> for that job? If so, you stand a chance. If not, take a hike.

Your kidding me right?  This aint even funny.. because..this is the curse
thread.. and.. if I have to marry your mother.. so you can do me.. Dont even
temp me.. and if you turn out to be a troll I know.. I swear..

I hope you like jelly bellies.



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