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Re: Slow People Suck

Von: trippy (silverbells@tacoshells.com) [Profil]
Datum: 03.08.2007 20:13
Message-ID: <MPG.211d2c2ebc1da35198a56f@news.alt.net>
Newsgroup: alt.oldtimer alt.buzzard.rules alt.flyfishing alt.usenet.kooks alt.hackers.malicious
In article <vuzsi.33118$Bb1.850@trnddc02>, BigNetBuy took the hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> trippy wrote:
> > In article <aYvsi.8347$yg1.3365@trnddc04>, BigNetBuy took the hamburger
> > meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> trippy wrote:
> >>> In article <PBssi.31239$Bb1.92@trnddc02>, BigNetBuy took the
hamburger
> >>> meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>>
> >>>> trippy wrote:
> >>>>> In article
<Xns998097B3FD35ELifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>, ThePsyko
> >>>>> took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called
alt.buzzard.rules and heard
> >>>>>> trippy cry out in
news:MPG.211bd376322e0a0798a539@news.alt.net...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> In article
<Xns998054E9E5F7CLifeIsGood@nntp.petitmorte.net>, ThePsyko
> >>>>>>> took the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh Wow"...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> On 02 Aug 2007 I stormed the castle called
alt.hackers.malicious and
> >>>>>>>> heard BigNetBuy cry out in
news:bbmsi.1482$BQ.25@trnddc03...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Why do you slow old bastards continue to
drive?  Is 55mph to fast
> >>>>>>>>> for you?  Do you need a <expletive>
retirement lane where you can
> >>>>>>>>> drive using your walkers at a leisurely
0.000000001mph that you do?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I was behind this big <expletive>
Oldsmobile (notice the
> >>>>>>>>> coincidence? OLD people drive OLDsmobiles).
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> He was doing, at most, 35mph...ON THE
<expletive> INTERSTATE.
> >>>>>>>>> Meanwhile, cars are literally FLYING past him
at 55-65-75mph.  He's
> >>>>>>>>> creating a safety hazard with his leisurely
cruise up the
> >>>>>>>>> Interstate. Cars are backing up, swerving to
avoid him, honking,
> >>>>>>>>> etc.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Clearly, old people should stick to country
roads.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> AMEN to that brotha!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> What's worse is when you're on a windy mountain
road behind a couple
> >>>>>>>> of slow moving cars and when you come upon a
passing lane, the car in
> >>>>>>>> front moves over but the car behind goes JUST fast
enough to make it
> >>>>>>>> past them before the passing lane ends - so you're
still stuck behind
> >>>>>>>> the slowpoke...
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Being that slowpoke is very fun in a Ryder truck where
the regulator
> >>>>>>> insures that you don't move any faster than 35 mph.
o_0
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> yeah but if you stay out of the passing lane, it's not a
problem :)
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> Uh huh. Say that as you're going up a big hill with a trailer
full of
> >>>>> your shit.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Then pull the fuck over and let the people who can afford movers
pass.
> >>>>
> >>> Right. Sorry I didn't think of that, I was too bust trying to get the
> >>> fucker up the hill.
> >>>
> >> See, you were being rude, inconsiderate, and only thinking of yourself.
> >
> > No, I was trying to keep the truck in motion, so it wouldn't roll back
> > down the hill. That would be bad. This was like a 24 foot fucking
> > trailer full of shit. I was driving a real truck, not one of those
> > little U-Haul jobbies. That's a real bad time to have a governor clip
> > your speeds. Dig what I'm saying?
>
> If you can't handle the truck on a hill then you shouldn't be driving.

Are you retarded?

IT HAD A GOVERNOR ON IT. My handling of the truck wasn't the problem. If
it would have gone faster, we would have gone faster. They throttled the
shit out of it.

Why am I even bothering to explain this to you? You're a moron. Still.

>
> Another example of why we need a national driver's license.  Clearly the
> state you reside in is dropping the ball and giving out driver's
> licenses to anybody with a pulse.
>
> >> Next time, pull the fuck over and you'll be forgiven.
> >>
> >> It's all about how your shitty driving skills impact my ability to get
> >> from point A to point B.
> >
> > You were not affected at all, so fuck off.
>
> Your inability to handle a truck creates a traffic jam that affects
> hundreds of other drivers.  Your inconsiderate attitude is both
> disgusting and embarrassing.  People like you are literally driving this
> country to hell.
>


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trippy
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