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YOU ASSHOLES MAKE JESUS *PUKE*!!

I know, because I had to hold back His hair while He hurled His lunch
into the saddle bag of some grotesque greasy biker. The guy lumbered
over, saying "I'm gonna stomp your ass inta the ground." Jesus did the
greatest thing... He turned the guy into a CHICKEN. He yelled "YOU
AREN'T STOMPIN JACK, DUMBASS! That's gonna last for an hour unless some
crazy beaner or chink comes along and cooks you! Then you can go explain
your shit to DAD!!"

That Jesus is a real hoot.

--

HellPope Huey
My head is like a tiny Japanese cork garden
with a small porno scene in the gazebo in the middle
and something truly awful in the pond

There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
~ T. H. Huxley

"Thanks for ruining my mileage, Anvil Butt."
~ "The Drew Carey Show"