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CNN REBROADCAST -- LARRY KING vs. ED CONRAD -- AGAIN!

Von: Ed (up_yours517@hotmail.com) [Profil]
Datum: 08.05.2010 23:29
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Bits and pieces of 24 of the 25 most popular interviews on "Larry King
Live' over the past 25 years have been rebroadcast in recent weeks by
CNN and the one acclaimed as No. 1 will be aired once again Sunday
night (9 p.m. Eastern).
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Larry, known intimately as "The King" by his close friends but "What
an Asshole" by his seven ex-wives, will reminisce about the last time
Ed Conrad made a guest appearance.
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The following is a partial transcript of the show which will be seen
in its entirety.
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>     (Comments Protected by CNN Copyright)
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LARRY: Ed, you're the first person without a brain that I've ever
inteviewed, except for George Walker Bush. How does it feel?
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ED: Great, Larry! See, I'll never be convicted of murder because,
without a brain, I'm legally insane. Why, I can even get away with
shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
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LARRY: Ed, I understand that the bigwigs of the Scientific
Establishment refused to accept the donation of your brain  for
scientific research or to put on permanent dispay at the Smithsonian.
Any comment?
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ED: See, Larry, there are many longtime employees at the Smithsonian
who are either brain-dead of brainless, so I suppose Secretary Wayne
Clough didn't want to make any of them jealous.
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LARRY: I understand, since you were quite depressed by their
rejecton,
you became the very first person to auction off his brain on eBay --
unsuccessfully I might add. I think $2,000,000 was a wee bit high.
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ED: The thing is, Larry, I love money, and the more the merrier.
Still  I knew by selling my brain it would turn me into a Brussel
Sprout and a few other veggies. But at least I would have the
satisfaction of living the rest of my life with a nice healthy bank
account.
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LARRY: Ed, why do you continually post a long list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious computer resources and making our
great nation more susceptible to overthrow by ferin powers?
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ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk.
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LARRY: I'm very curous, Ed. How has the Scientific Establishment
reacted to your mind-boggling discoveries that prove evolution is a
monumental conspiracy against mankind?
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ED: Scorn and ridicule, Larry. But it wasn't the least bit
suprising .
The really surprising thing was that I was greeted with incredible
deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy. In fact, some of the
psci
boys actally tampered with physical evidence.
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Actually, the pseudoscientists want no part of the
incredible discoveries that destroy their Theory of Evolution. This
explains why why many "bigwigs" in physical anthropology -- like
Richard
Dawkins, David Ian Greig (moderator of talk.origins) and Paul (PZ)
Myers  -- often hide their head in shame.
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LARRY: That's a pretty strong statement, Ed. I'd believe it only if I
saw it for myself.
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ED: Read and weep, Larry (handing The King
an 8x10-inch color photo which is held up for the viewers and
identified as Dawkins -- but sort of resembled Greig or Myers).
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Just then, Ed can be seen pushing a button on his wristwatch.
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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(Larry puts his hands over his ears and appears
extremely nervous.)
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ED: Davey Greig is the longtime moderator of talk.origins, Larry. But
he totally disregards the newsgroup's charter that allows everyone to
post articles be they pro-Evolution or pro-Creation. In fact, he
blackballed me from posting there years ago because I had generated
incredible heat in his atheisitc kitchen. But now and then I throw a
hard, fast one past the talk.origins robot.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK -- Viagra)
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LARRY (looking normal): Ed, is it true that you're quite a poet?
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ED: If I were  humble, Larry, I would say No.  But
being honest and since I'm far from humble, indeed I am. In fact, I
just happen to have two of my poems with me (then reaching down and
pulling up a huge placard on which a poem is written in large
letters).
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BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
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LARRY: Pretty damn good, Ed! Now how about reading your other poem
for
our viewers.
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COPS AND ROBBERS
The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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LARRY: Ed, please be honest. Do you have ANYONE in your corner after
nearly three Decades?
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ED: Who gives a sh*t. Larry. I'm right and the evolutionists,
atheists
and brainwashed Manchurian Candidate college graduates are dead wrong
with their unyielding belief in evolution. Someday they'll be sorry!
Only then will they know the pain of a red-hot pitchfork stuck up
their ass.
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Ed then shows Larry King numerous photographs of petrified bones,
etc., that he found between coal veins.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS INSIDE COAL
SEAMS MEANS EVOLUTION  PURE CRAP
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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LARRY: HOLY SHIT, Ed, where did you find those evolution-destroying
fossils?
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ED: Please keep this confidential, Larry, but here's a map showing
spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City,  Pa.,
where I found them.
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As you may or may not know, the most golden rule of geology is that
coal was formed minimum of 280 million years ago, meaning that man,
in
almost
our present form, had inhabited the earth eons before Charles Darwin
and his Pied Piper evolutionists claim we evolved from cockroaches.
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The century-old mining map confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that
an asteroid, meteor or comet had struck the earth and offers the
undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe that boggles the mind.
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The URL below, showing the result of the impact, can be enlarged by
clicking on it. The street names in Mahanoy City are shown on the
map.
Water Street was renamed Market Street  in the 1930s and Fifth Alley,
now South Street, long before that.
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b"&f72383101&pa
(Click on the map to enlarge it)
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LARRY: Ed, you're definitely not an idiot as the Pseudoscientists say.
You're a freakin' genius like Copernicus, Galileo and Immanuel
Velikovsky.
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ED: I agree!
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LARRY: By the way, are there any other monumental conspiracies that
you have destroyed?
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ED: I'm glad you mentioned it, Larry, I happened to bring these URLs
with me.
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YOU DON'T NEED EYEBALLS TO IDENTIFY THE "REAL" 911 TERRORISTS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4e8ed6db1f2c5a54
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http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.motorcycles/msg/cb03ecfc7a089d1e
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http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q1+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q
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ONLY A MORON WOULDN'T KNOW THERE'S
A CONSPIRACY "NOT" TO CURE CANCER
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/0d4a351c0259ea99
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EXTRATERRESTRIALS SLIGHTLY PISSED
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/9c93c217765ebd52
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OTHER MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACIES THAT HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY ED CONRAD
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Svx-3FQBs
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v¦MvcIs4OcQ&NR=1
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Most recent FBI File Photo of The Ignorant Prick
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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LIST OF ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
MAY HAVE BEEN SLANDERED BY ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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