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lotsa cock -sEung b. Kim

Von: Deadspeak2 (kims072@hawaii.rr.com) [Profil]
Datum: 28.06.2008 17:39
Message-ID: <8565fe9b-4580-4d07-923b-750205ab262d@s21g2000prm.googlegroups.com>
Newsgroup: alt.comedy alt.writing alt.books alt.fiction.interactive
Here I am typing upside down from my wheelchair.. I thought about
using Nani as a kitchen knife.. because she looks sharp. dice lettuce
and carrots with it.  And watch out just incase she cuts your ego in
half.. that's what it is there for.. I mean that sharp appearance with
no pulse in it whatsoever.. I believe form has a utility and purpose
so I am gonna use her as a kitchen utensil, specifically a kitchen
knife..  As I program Dong-bi with Pavlovian conditioning so she can
serve me coffee in the morning and in the afternoon.. as you and Dong-
yuk have a Taster's Choice moment between men.. Hey, my seed is only
going up.. If I do an eggplant, then from then onwards does it
progress till you got God himself.. and till their cocks shrink and
their brains get bigger.. ode to "your mind is as soft as your dick"..
in reality, all the best parts of my pecker were substituted with my
brains.. there's a compensatory process in my gene code.. provided I
can stuff my dick through my lines I would fuck with Dong-bi, but my
dick cannot fit through the lines.. Brian uses the unconscious mind to
score a hole in 1.. Woods has a unconscious mind he follows up with a
swing by connecting the 2 together.. it would make Chris Farley get a
hole in 1..  Peter Wentz can get a hole in 1 if he's drunk.. here I am
drunk from Whiskey where courage comes in a bottle and I feel ready to
make the speech.. the audience is saying 'Fuck You, dumbass." But I
remain smiling because 2 nights ago I sniffed glue..Michelle is
sniffing Elmer's Glue so she can look exactly like the picture that is
on the container.. you know, the ugly scrunchy faced moron on the
cover of the container.. It's her aim to become a monster so she can
become the Killer Klown Posse.. Sam has the pussy posse.. My crew's
got lotsa cock.. no talent, no brains.. just lotsa cock..

-sEung b. Kim

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