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investing in a car -sEung b. KIm

Von: Deadspeak2 (kims072@hawaii.rr.com) [Profil]
Datum: 05.07.2008 20:48
Message-ID: <8e1bfa67-3326-4f0e-8071-9c92d33b0af6@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>
Newsgroup: alt.comedy alt.writing alt.books alt.fiction.interactive
I gotta invest in a new car.. my current one is boring the living sht
outta me.. Brian's car is 5 wheels.. 4 on the ground and 1 in his
hand.. He's got a flamethrower in the front end of it so if he fires
it, it gets soot on the windshield.  MIchelle has no car.. she can't
even lease one.. Dong-bi has a buggy that goes 20mph.. it breaks down
if it goes further.  My car has drugs in the hubcaps.. if I go fast
enough, the hubcaps break loose and drugs spew all over the place.  If
you give a flying fuck about a rolling donut, I suggest you invest in
a new car.. And make it a career.  Brian's car is a golf cart.. he
goes around like Mr. Magoo..  But the fucker has nasty speed if he
presses hard enough on the accelerator.. It's got good traction but
its only good if it goes downhill.  Michelle has no car.. She cannot
drive a car.. so she borrows rides from other people..hanging onto
their coattails for salvation.. as often the door slams shut just
before she can get in..  Anyways, Dong-Yuk is securing his income for
Dong-bi I bet.. Some people, again, choose to smoke so they can secure
their earnings.. so it makes a reserve..  Like I said, after a hard
day's work, there's nothing that tastes better than a cigarette.. It
tastes like God.  Anyways, I will be on my merry way.. see you later..

-sEung b. Kim

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