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Usama, faith, and the unattractiveness of reason.

Von: witchdoctor of gondwanaland (pepp@cyberdude.com) [Profil]
Datum: 22.05.2007 13:39
Message-ID: <Xns9938DC10C1F63peppcyberdudecom@61.9.191.5>
Followup-to: alt.consciousness.mysticism
Newsgroup: alt.evil alt.culture.outerspace alt.conspiracy.im-taking.over-the.world.starting.with-usenet alt.consciousness.mysticism
Usama, faith, and the unattractiveness of reason.
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:42]
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Country Bumpkin'
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hmm

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why is faith so
compelling


its not that hard to understand
for every action

there's an equal and opsite reaction

faith has
confidence

offers no proofs and
we're wired backwards

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no matter wot proofs
we may find

refuting or
proving our theories

none of them will be heard

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faith is deaf

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like arguing with my ex wife

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pointless

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:33:22]
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LOO & PLACIDO
'HORNY AS A DANDY'
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if we could keep our hands off each other

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psychically linked
if she



came
enjoyed herself


in a physcial fashion
i could feel it and


vice versa

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made it hard

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or liek i tld that guy on th weekend
if it starts with
great pashion

normal balance says

it'll end bad


real bad

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when ya can feel each other
gettin off

and one of ya's is playin up

it's gunna end bad

hey girl

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:36:33]
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Believe It Or Not'
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u'll believe fucking anything

if it isnt truth

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so frustrating

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and th atheists

not havin an unshakable faith
that they'll go to heaven

and have 17 virgins serving them


wont put their lives on th line

so religion keeps winning


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faith is so hard to find -lyric

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no it;s not

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like selling dodgie products with
advertising


sex mainly

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if i read things right

these bibles

that contain their word of god



no-one has ever came back
from heaven

to give us a description


who painted th picture ?



"the priests"

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:40:32]
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?
'?'
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J:\may\Greenday -  Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life).mp3

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i hope u had th time of yr life

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my ancestor

a pope bendict

way back when


th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition

wot u think mate ?

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werent u supposed to not
have children

so there wouldnt be any



papal princes

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if i wasnt allergic to women

their pheremones


i'd be less concerned about u

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mungrel

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killed witches

some of my best friends are

w
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:42:59]
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Underworld
'Underneath The Radar'
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itches

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i'm a warlock myself

worst kind

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a witchdoctor

with 360 thousand confirmed
psychic kills


i ask u not to check

take it on faith

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even if i
put it all in

newsgroup servers
that i cant hack

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they generally die
sevend ays later

with a couple of notable exceptions

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th bomb maker for th kuta beach bombings

took 12 days to die

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i'm ok with that
he still got seven bullets in th head and


my dr death curse was

still timely

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fit wi me ridin over KUTA mountain
12 days

before his first kuta beach bombing

hit


fit liek a glove

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th council for aesthetic deletions


clammering at my

artistic mind


we got more business

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can i use my
witchdcotor gifts

based on
a hundrd thousand yrs of


my ppl's magic
and religion

and


kill these buggers

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oh


th fuckin idiots

are claimin their

bible

says th earth less than
six thousand yrs old



we may have to make war on u

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which would be messy

th oldest religion on earth

still th strongest

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i dont need aircraft carriers

to push


force projection upon another country

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:49:07]
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Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
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a hundred thousand died

th nxt day


th last time i chased

usama and his boys


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in our religion

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Kuta


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we did
point th bone of death
at the islamic terrorist c words


th night


before



the northern pakistan earthquake

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a hudnrd thousand dead and

i claim at least

5000 sweet kills and
95000 in collateral damage

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they were in their madrasses


th walls came tumbling down on them

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a timely death curse anyway

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no
dont bother checking

just have faith

yr faith

that it didnt happen

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i care

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i'll get my
third

over hundred thousand
psychic kill

this yr

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after th second
it doesnt taste so bad

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th first was

truly frightening

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ah fuck

i;ve killed 230 thousand ppl

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my bad

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we knew  we had
a terrorist attack coming
tryin to write clues to it i

retaliated at th terrorists and

asked for a huge wave

posted a pic of wot i wanted

to my god

the land

onth internet and


it uddly arrived


was kuta
beach



we saw coming

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why we asked for a
huge wave

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:54:07]
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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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and th winner
of th aceh surfing open classic is



disqaulified for having his family
inside th cupboard he was riding

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i lost friends
long time friends


after that one

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not smart enough
to understand

th true nature of th universe


never read mr einsteins

for evry action law



applies to

just everything

not just
physics

fuck ppl are dumb

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our visible universe is

14 billion light yrs

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hubble can see
that far back in time


5000 yrs old hey

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u

attackmy ppl
who have been in oen land

th longest
of any human tribe

a hundred thousand yrs
ion th great southern land


we may have to


discipline u

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:57:40]
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Rehab
'It Don't Matter               '
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bullshit it doesnt matter

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we have

taken offence

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and i see
most big

disasters

happening

soem time before they arrive


good enough psychic

to write death curses that match them

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not liek i got a choice

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th stingless bee


hive


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th kuta bees

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stingless my arse

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why my ppl

named that mountain after th sweetest thing we knew



ku ta


black honey


of th native aussie stingless bee

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cunt of a religion

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wont ask little boys
to go blow emselves up

we demand our


fuckin god


do th killing

pussies

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althoguh
there;s one guy

i wilingly
rememebr my old job

chasing gypsies
for money

in th fairgrounds for
seventeen yrs

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:01:27]
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Chris Isaak
'Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing'
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i did a bad bad thing

more than one

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some things


my diary just


will never get

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but i
give enough of my secrets


th universe

gives me power


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partly cause i


put smiles on dials
on a  unicycle

and kept my hand in my pocket

and not holdin my wallet out for



six yrs

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to keep th karma cops happy


not that they;re happy

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my religion breakin
too many of th rules

of time

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we wouldnt be here
if th universe didnt break its own rules

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not made out of anything

cant be

it's an infinite mass

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:04:22]
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M/A/R/R/S
'Pump up the volume'
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they worship mass


that is so funny

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there isnt any

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one
infinitely small particle

is all
there will ever be

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the all

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everything
everywhere
everywhen

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"all or nothing"


all is nothing

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th basic equation of th universe is
wrong by our mathematics


t;s not equal

but it is


balanced

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do u have t be a unicycle zen master to understand th universe ?


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it's pretty simple

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just apply einsteins rule
to an infinite mass



th
never ending

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with no beginning

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if there was a big bang
it was local

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th distribution of mass

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:08:14]
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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my psychic gift is
finally

downloading

starcharts

with stars out to

12 and a half light yrs

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readin other starcharts of
possible scenarios of

war with one of these star systems

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alcor
is th problem

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th horse
not th rider

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and
why do we name a thing

wot we name it


th big dipper


i smell water


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th oz witchdoctor

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as a confirmed
high level psychic

i have to
investigate these star sytems

that have received our

electical signals

allt h crap we watch on telly and


radio and


everythign else




th internet

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:11:32]
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?
'ohyeah'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:11:38]
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A Perfect Circle
'The Nurse who Loved Me'
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these fuckers dont love us

no pleasant feelings

comin frm that star group

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shivers up my spine and


th mad demented fools

wont listen to me

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just
pourin electrical signals out into th void


not a void ppl

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we're such a ripe plum at th moment

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the earth

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th engineer
doesnt listen

to a theoretcial physicist
when he

or she
is chasin a speed record

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which is how
we'll crack th

light barrier

th sound barrier

had us all flumoxed for long enough


now it;s been beaten
by a car
with four wheels

out on th desert


ya dont even need a plane to beat that one


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:15:58]
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Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
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just it;s engines

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these star systems
need to be explored

with whatever we have available
and in 2007

that means
psychically as well

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got some software to download


to generate th lists

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where is it

wot class of star

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wot did we name th fucking thing ?

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ok


smoke a coupel bongs and

tune into it



mik says i can channel anything
even th universe


i'm starting to believe im

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a guy ont h weekend
asked how i could be mistaken for a girl
whiel singing

i got a moustache at th moment

had it happen with a full beard


th long hair
th androgynous body and

i sing liek a chick


and


what they happen
to be lookin at



do u study human being behaviour ?

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then he hauled out his marilyn manson cd


and he not

hompohobic dear


loves his music

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so wot sex is that dude ?

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seen his last girlfriend ?


"he was lookin at th page three model we brought to his house"


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lea anne

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"and at th unicycle we brought in"

"suspension monoshock unicycle"
"that we do broadslides on"


at the
blues on broad beach festival

last weekend

"that;s broadbeach"

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had a fun weekend

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jeez yr cute

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tryin to concentrate  on stars dear

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it'll be four days
till my hypersensitive testicles
forget u

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:23:44]
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Learn The Hard Wa'
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my crystal balls

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less intense pain today

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tomorrow will be better

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wont use
half th drug i needed
yesterday

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but th sensitive little bastards

my id


my psyche

will tell us


which stars to watch out for

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and which ones we should

b throwin mass at now

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those fuckers are gunna give us trou

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:26:42]
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Sade
'The Sweetest Taboo'
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ble

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even if i cant be heard or

understood


my

humanity



makes me leave

a record of my observations


an i told you so

for th historians

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playin cassandra


she was never going t be believed


cause she could see th

future


but backwards

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ok cassandra
did u know th greeks had

steampower

opening th doors of their temples

a religious secret

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i have some idea

of some of th secrets

th great religions


are holding back

not t mention
th superpowers

and former

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so much


this psychic diary

tries to avoid telling u

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when i post 12 posts a day


approaching a cusp event


read back

u find out


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s

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:31:10]
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Snap
'Rythm is a dancer'
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o u cant read

th future
till after it;s happened

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not suppsed to get it
before th event


onyl ppl like
morticia

my ex girlfriend

the head witch of the gold coast


could decipher



th cryptic clue crossword ppl

could wrap their heads around it

+++


"till it burned her out"



i killed too many

even for a chick


who called herself

morticia

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sorry babe

+++

like i have a choice


ppl die anyway

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i have to look at these stars


put my

observations down


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th karma cops are pushin me

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leave a trail

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:34:51]
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Chris Isaak
'Wicked Game'
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six yrs this june

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and we been on th net since
nearly day dot


th first three yrs
th internet existed

i was on it free

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downloadin and uploading

source code

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part of th programmers collective

+++

they still

th computer ppl


providin th beast i write in

+++


if that prog will spit out
machine readable


plain ascii text

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star charts

+++

the oracle of kuta;s
assessment



border security

+++

more drugs over here ...


pls god


.
.
.


th things

i'll find


bad enough
th things i find

between th stars

+++

huge


so huge

+++

so old

+++

an older
space goin species

doesnt have much need
for planets

cept to break em up
for th resources

+++

spo few
of th sci fi writers

actually thought big

james blish

+++

cities in flight

though we all


cities in space


followin t h tales of
new york new york

flyin thru th cosmos

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:39:42]
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Limp Bizkit
'Rollin (Uncensored)'
+++

they still
sayin nice things abot ya james

although

havin vacuum tubes on imt was


kinda out there

+++

th spindizzy interests me cause

u so psychic man

+++

wot direction
th electron spinning

wot is it
bein attracted to

+++

not wanting
push to get off th earth but

pull


reach out t th thing u want to go to and



we're off

+++

does it help if th spaceship is massive enough


a gravitational object

in th first place



maybe

+++

this simple
bio feedback device

i'm reading

th chicken scratches of the
witchdcotor in his diary


just writin clues to th nxt song
about to play


from a magic program that
uses


random numbers

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:43:21]
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Grinspoon
'Grinspoon - Truk'
+++

i have to go in and
do some recoding of jenny.exe's heart

chaneg th random number generator

to th new paradigm



it actually running


th constantly spitting
random number generator wheel

+++

change two lines in th code

and move that button back

i'll get to it


i did write th bitch

+++


eating my own dogfood


hacking th human mind




leave a trail ppl

+++

if u sail off
and burn out

a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

at least have th decency to
leave a trail

+++

so long th


biggest secret

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australian aboriginal secret men's busniess

+++

it so

ingrained

i had to join a sex change program

to write about it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:46:19]
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Kraftwerk
'It's More Fun To Compute'
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our secret men's business
our faith tells us

is one hundred thosuand yrs old

when yr religion
makes it to

ten thousand yrs old

we'll send it a birthday card

+++


this guy ont h weekend

loved it

made me promise

i'd do it


he thinks i;ll still be here



i dont see me goin over
four hundred yrs old at present but

i cant see my own end




worrying

i;d rather know

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worried i'd have to know

+++

he'll change his religion

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too enthused
with my dexcription of

how a black hole dies

+++

wants a pottery ocarina


in that

shape




u gunna get it dude


i can do that


mad potter

+++


th shape is in th clay of course

parts of it



have been there

+++

i tell himthat
after i;ve fired th piece


i'llptu soem wire in th clay for ya dude


show u some other principals

+++

how to build starships

+++

porous ceramic
with



steel in th clay

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:50:36]
+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Now And Then'
+++

wot is th paradigm ?


steel reinforced concrete

+++

wot is pottery ?

+++

.
.
.

r/l

th pottery roof is off



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:55:41]
+++
Joe Walsh
'The Confessor'
+++

it do em good
if th young fella
has to hold his old man on th job



suits me anyway

+++


his life in yr hands young man

serious business


no teenager shit

+++

he still scared of me

+++

two and a half men liek th tv show
shoudlnt have run away last weekend


u dont know
my diary for

thursday night was titled

oen of my babies is missing


not fuckin much i miss

+++

suspended frm school and

one of us



huge magic

+++

"descended frm th head inquisitor"
blew his old lady;s mind

"ah well"

+++


so who won th argument

"i did"


"head of th family"

+++


its not a bad terra cotta roof paulo


+++

not wot yr thinkin about

who's paintin th barges?

+++


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:00:21]
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Modern English
'Melt With You                 '
+++

new and
dead slippery

+++

actually
may be better for th big fella to do em

he got th longer arms
can do it standin up


cant use our
usual method

kinda fits

+++


i got a meeting

no i'm not putting it off

+++

end of story

+++

he folded fast

+++

black in th house i think

"hi there"

+++

he's beat up

too many ppl

+++

"he wont take me"

+++

"knows my reputation and"
"last time i grabbed him"

"he squeeled to mummie"

+++


bigger than i am now


wontlook good for u

aand i got
three yrs of
amrtial arts training



and unicycle freak

faster eflexes than u


young man

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:04:04]
+++
Kylie Minogue
'Secret (Take You Home)'
+++

wot's my secret marko ?

i dont react to wot u throw

th defense
is already there

+++

i didnt sparr with
a second dan balck belt for three yrs

and not learn anything

+++


how do you hit

a psychic opponent

+++


deborah was smart
and lethal

+++


under th house
in th training dojo

th lights all off

th sparring


still goin on

full blooded kicks


in th pitch black

+++

how i get my kicks -lyric

+++

wasnt a boy in that pub
that would touch her

she th pub singer

+++

i;d get her
when her tits were sore

that tiem of th month

sorry dear

+++

my feet
not quite under my control

+++

i dint mean
to kick th third dan

frm a rival club

int h f

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:07:22]
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Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
+++

ace


even if i did arrive for th fight
on a  motorbike

+++

we apologised to each other and

i got in trouble again

for wearin too low a belt

+++


in th back room
with th big boss


explaining i
work for th gypsie mafia

chasin gypsies
who owe us money

a minder

+++

cant have a
black belt

not interested

+++

i;d have to register with th police

+++

damnation



my psychic killer gift

is registered

with th queensland police


bit outside th square

+++

no laws to deal with it

+++

if we're gunna run these risks
we better do this

star survey

+++


cant disappear without em

bein in th record

+++


just
write wot i feel when i

investigate each one

+++

for later checking

+++

could be helpful

if it readable

+++

cant label it as truth though

fuck



damn u einstein

+++

for later historians to find

i can do that


these chuckleheads

man

+++

waldo th sane was right

+++

my ppl
so close to wanderint h earth

killin

ppl who bvelkive we havent been here




[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:13:14]
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Massive Attack
'Protection'
+++

a hundred thousand fuckin yrs

+++


gunna take th bones of my ancestors and


smash em over yr fuckin head

till yr brains leak out

+++


that;s all

+++


nuthin too feirce

+++

although with my
stupendous magic


and record


well

+++

i sleep well

+++

th fuckin nerve

+++


ya notice it all
based in th northern hemisphere

+++

all this
crazy religious shit that holds humanity back

cmon kuta
give us another tsunami

go right over gaza and

silence em for a while

+++


not that easy

+++

or is it

+++

my last tsunami
landed on th day i predicted

+++

sick of this shit
cloggin up my news bulletin

religous wars

+++

i dont even need
followers

just my psychic gift

+++

and th ability to write
nasty clues


a week before th nxt

disaster i wanan

twist to my use




witchdoctor style
th way we done it




for so long

+++

do u really think
we wont kill u

for sayin th earth is only

six thousand yrs old


u disrespect my ppl
my religion and

th oldest inhabited land

on the earth


how fucking blind
and deaf


are u




that deaf

+++


only believe
wot u cant prove


safe

+++

maybe if i

smash yr brains in


with a million yr old dinosoar  bone

we have some

huge public debate


shouldnt be possible

by yr religion

+++


depends on yr legal definition
if it


fits th court

this bone is at least a million yrs old


+++


how about a mega fauna

giant kangaroo

+++

we had marsupial lions

+++

some say
we still do


so much of oz
still not explored


walked on by a human even

+++

th caves man


are fuckin big

+++

thmost
advanc

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:21:14]
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Korn
'Korn - Mr. Rogers'
+++

ed land animal

has th most efficient


locomotion
is th kangaroo


old man roo


was here before us

+++


still more kangaroos

in australia


population wise

than ppl

+++

frm an alien viewpoint

who is th dominant species

+++

we'll find sharks on

lots of worlds
and dolphins

water builds




similar

+++

th water breathin
top predator and

th air breathing
top predator both

much th same shape

+++

i had a good talk
wi th a

pure

maori woman


on th weekend


about th whit epointer sharks


comin fifteen feet out of th water

to snatch ppl off small boats

+++


they used t blubber
u face worse chances of

bein taken if

u


look like u got blubber

she fukin grinned

+++

th white pointers in southern new zealand

+++

and th fuckin orcas

+++

cant even be bothered to have
camouflaged paint


+++

it mean enough


and big enough

it fears nuthing

+++



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:26:24]
+++
M
'Pop Musik'
+++

i've caught th sharks talking

this tigershark one night

down on th outfall

we'd been jaghooking mullet


blood and mullet guts iinth water everywhere



brought his head out of th water

four foot from my
dangling feet
fishin fo rbream

th sugarbags full of illegally hooked mullet


he barked at me


a huge smile



didnt lunge at me



he could have taken me

i only three feet up


th mullet only started jumpin clear out of th water


two feet

when he was twelve feet away


he came up

slowly



not fast


+++

bobbie
reckons he saw him surface

a hundred metres out


out by one of th skark lines


under balloons


with one and  a half foot long
half live mullet on shark hooks


we didnt catch im

+++

he easy twelve foot long




the go


an easy five fet out of th water
adn wriggle off th



top

back intot h water

+++

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+++
Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
+++

th huge concrete slab

thanks magic

+++

th batsard grinned at me

+++

me and bobbie
stopped fishin for em seriously
not that we ever did really

always used small line strength


and started playin with em

+++

lost so much line

thirty pound line


to black tip reef sharks

+++

six footers

+++

fast as

hit liek a

train

+++

they say that
tailor fishing

is better than sex

+++


oh

th fishin cmp on
at frazer island

my ppl's island

my ppl all


dead




my tribe

a ghost tribe


get off th fuckin midden cunt


holy ground

+++


disturbs th sharks


th ppl not

obeyin th tongue compact

we had good relatins wi thth sakrs for

a hundred thosuand yrs and

u abastardslistent po
fuckin nuthing

+++

we used to hunt

whales together


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+++
Preset Studio Keepers
'Solsbury Hill (DUR)'
+++



oh

u cottoned on to that

+++

th english settlers

my brothers

+++

gotta remember i;m half dutch

notionally

+++

th whalers


used to use th oarcas

and our

thousands of yrs old

tongue compact with th

big fishes



to get whales

+++

we um
didnt tell u

who we made that compact with

+++

my estimate

on faith


of th species


in our own oceans

that we actually know about  is

only about


35 %

+++

we add more every yr

"so do they"

+++

i dont think a blue whale
is th biggest thing in th ocean

but i cant treat with u if
u dont show yrself

+++

only way u
gointo another ocean charlie


u think about it

i fuckin care

+++

i know wot th last set of dolphin pods did

when i was on
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+++
Nirvana
'On a Plain'
+++

stradbroke island

we ocunted nine disttinct pods


follwoin th witchdoctor


walkin up round th point

+++


freaked my little brother out

he doesnt liek it

+++

even though
he chauffeur drove me around th island first

in a range rover

top spec vogue se

+++


bothered my brother


my black brothers all said hi to me

in p[assing

but not to him

caus ehe spends a lot of time there and
loves it


more than i do

+++


th most dolphins he;s ever seen
in his life



i seen more before

+++

wot are those big black bastards
that wont come close


fucked if i know


never heard of em

+++


hangin off th rocks wi my brother

we watched these two dolphins

just peelout of th pack

and go fishin in th wave in front of us

good catch man


none of th others fishin

+++


one and a half foot long fish

smack centre

+++

big stripey mackeral

+++
w

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+++
Tool
'Hooker With A Penis'
+++

e creamed

+++

something big
at home in th seacave

how do i know ?


all those yrs of fishing for sharks

and stingrays
never suffer to let oen live

+++



we didnt forgive u pricks
for steve


for twenty yrs
before it happened

+++

th last one i got

in th surf

on frazer island

a decent size



shovel nose shark
technically a ray


tasted good

+++

they call me sharkie

on acount of th

wizard shark fin hat


i wear on my
extreme unicycle

and i surf on a unicycle in th surf

+++


when th first big one
started talkin to me


it barked at me man
i reckon w;ed been feedin it

miss hit mullet

for an hour or more

+++

big
deep green sea
racing mullet they were


funa long surf rod

jaghooked int h side


pullin em thru th outfall flow

+++

frm th sewer pipe


fr th big town

+++


dollar a kilo
for crab bait


and they ignore
th holes in th sides


th fisheries boys
used to chase us

never got us

+++

and good

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+++
Budgie
'Rape Of The Locks'
+++

shark bait

+++

man our chum trail


fuck it was long



pourin out of th mouth of th river like that

moreton bay got a



lot of lethal creatures livin in it

+++


yeeaaaahh

brucie has bought another yacht



prick stranded us
in th middle of th bay

when th tall ships left town


a 36 footer

+++

little brother had
two boats in th yard

he;s sold th catamaran

+++

uncle genie's

trailer sailor



somewhere up north

+++

worried about ya genie

+++

ya fuckin madman
ya sail into bad weather
too fuckin often for my liking


doesnt fish


wants to die at sea

+++

i'd liek to see th boat
they disappeared off

+++

before i throw any
aspersions or

gaze into my crystal ball

th sharks got em

+++

but how and why
i cant answer yet

+++

who did they fuckin annoy ?

+++

just check they
didnt have any

shark fins on board

+++

that's always th starting point man

+++

u wonder why these asian countires
keep gettin overrun by
tesunamis


do u know
how many massive sharks there are out there


have u watched a school of dolphins
intentionally strad
a whoel schol of litlte fishies
on river banka nd
intentionally
starnd emselves



to eat em
out of th water
and then slide back in



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+++
Bjork
'Pagan Poetry'
+++


wot th sharks
ask their gods

+++

not a noble death

if we
were



eatin dolphin fins th same

they wouldnt be quite so cut


they quite

savage creatures

+++

i'm cryin

+++

it;s fins cut off

and thrown back overboard alive


to sink to th bottom and

get eaten by everythin

+++


one
over hundred foot shark


they never stop growin
eats such a morsel and


they know

+++


th whales

big batsards


can talk to each other over

hundreds of miles


in th open sea



and they understand


inversions

far better than we do


with our submarine technology

+++

th hole in th water

that gildes by

silently

give itself away by it's


quietness

+++

it;s too quiet

all th little


fishies

fear vibes

+++

electrical signal
receptors down th flank

all screaming

+++

that photo

i got of th


huge fifteen foot white pointer shark


jumpin fuckin near clear of th water

+++

seein wot he can see

+++

how big was yr runup dude
and frm how deep

+++


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+++
?
'?'
+++

crash test dummies
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

+++

some of th schools of sharks i;ve seen
wi my own eyes


that hammerhead school

at stradbroke island that time



there were twenty footers in that water


we shit bricks


we'd been swimmin in that

+++


when that school

goes on th hunt

+++

thousand so fbig fish
could they really



affect our
seas

their and our
seas


how much help would they get
from th

air breathing
fishes


and th
things


that i can see
and


most of th rest of humanity cant

+++

u wanna come with us
t other star systems


yeah ok
we dreamin
muich bigger ships now

that can accomodate u but

+++

wot u doin for me cunt ?

+++
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+++
John Williamson
'True Blue'
+++


that yr answer kuta

+++

true blue

he;s a myth

+++

i talk to th
bee hive


my mates
to th sea critters cause

they were here before us and


they;ve wiped th land clean

so many times

+++


we have th ability

to fuck u cunts stupid

+++

blow th whole planet up


we're fuckin crazy enough to do it

too many o fus

belive th jint is only
six thosuand yrs old and

we'll go to heaven if it goes boom

+++

thats; how full of shit they are

+++

they woulda pushed th button

they got th keys

+++

trust in yr god


full of shit cunt

+++

i;d put a thosuand megaton


big bugger


right under th ocean

just off gaza and


wipe th lot off th face of land

end of argument

+++

give me th keys

+++

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+++
Flying Lizards
'the best things in life are fr'
+++

not much use

havin that much power if ya cant us eit

+++

how many wars on earth
been fough t withth use of a nuclear weapon

+++

well it stopped one

+++


stopped it dead

+++

then as sson as


soembody else had enough


it wasnt usable


it still isnt

+++

mine is

+++

happy as
larry


and he was a cunt of a cyclone

+++

only a crazy state coudl us eor
sell of a
nuclear weapon but



they not crazy enough to think

china russia france and

brits

indians pakis and yanks

would all snot em

+++

we got th capability


fast track

had it


[]

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:08:18]
+++
Regurgitator
'348 Hz'
+++



excised

+++

we just built a new nuclear reactor

+++

about to wehakc ina bout
fifteen more

+++

even th
witchdoctor of australia

is for johnny howard's
nuclear reactors

+++


sorry dear

i know this not sung by


machine gun fellatio

it was funny

+++


johnny singed a
dfense treaty with japan

first nation since

th yanks



i was pushin for

the united states of austral asia

+++


and their defensive
space vehicles

+++


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+++
A Perfect Circle
'Magdalena'
+++

it is said
th chinese
plan ahead
four hundred yrs

old culture


us abo;s

plan ahead
a thousand yrs


a hundred thousand yr old culture

+++


beat yr fuckin head in
with th bones of my ancestors




they wont mind

+++


can always use my bone of death

+++

it;s older than yr religion

too

+++

fuckin idiots

+++

they even positioned emselves
at th top of th globe

+++


we're all

down under

dont ya know


how extra ordinary

got tickets on emsleves havent they

+++


oldest land in th world

we get naming rights

+++

we not even stupdi enpough to callt h thing we iv eon


dirt


got other species


out there to talkt o



u wanna sound liek hick

we call our



birth planet



th human home



earth
[dirt]


+++

fuck that

th scientists not even that stupid


sol's third planet

+++


birthplace of
life

in this sector

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+++
Snap
'Rythm is a dancer'
+++

i;ts got
flowing water

below boiling point and
above freezing

+++

as long as it;s got that

we got chances

+++

th karma cops


have asked for my assessment of

certain nearby stars


i'lldownload th software and

when we unhook form this
internet session

when th hours run out



and we're offline

i'll conduct my survey

+++

start it anyway

+++

i got in so much trouble wht h old ghosts of this land

th withdoctors


i had to join
a sex change program
spillin secret mens business

we have to ghosts


it;s how we get off this planet

+++

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+++
Tool
'Jimmy'
+++

we steal secrets frm th near future
how do we get out of this shithole


cause it sounds better
when we dealin with

alien species

+++

u not one of these mad cunts
spendin more money on savin other species

than th
human species

th waterborn gotten at u

+++

we;;re
treating with them

slowly

+++

is hard going with

yr actions on th surface

+++

i am not them

+++

witchdoctor of gondwanaland


all split off frm this island and
wandered away

+++

oz continent pushin nrth

one huge lump

still

+++

we gunna cause another earthquake


up nrth

how we use th

foreknowledge of this one



probly nastily


it;s a job

+++

die motherfucker

and yr belief that


our whoel planet is only

six htosuand yrs old

die with th bone of my

ancestor

stuck thru tyr thin skull



fuckstick

+++


just one i reckon

+++

in a public place

+++

u done disturbed th

down under mob


pay th cons

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+++
Do Re Mi
'Theme From Jungle Jim'
+++

equences or



fuckin apologise loud

+++


u wont


u arrogant cunts

+++

u wont

+++

we'll get th last laugh


as always

didnt we throw th selfish pricks off th island


fourty thousand yrs ago


we know we wearin it for bein

squeemish and not killine m


th land bridge is here

fuck off


+++

when cook sailed past
in a tall ship

with a white skin

th frazer islanders all knew




we're fucked

+++

they;re back



payin our karma

they'll take evrythin


event hink ya can
own th land

not just
caretakers of it


there is no land


wot these crazy whit eppl talkina bout


cant undertand them they
cant understand us


ah fuck

+++

we worship th land
as god

yes
but


there is no land

+++

no treaty man

+++



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+++
Grinspoon
'Grinspoon - Pedestrian'
+++

cant sell
wot doesnt exist

cant wrap my head around it


+++

on th record i'll
kill
another

oz witchdoctor who signs one



stone dead

+++

its when it
cums ot dispaly of pwers

i always have em flogged

+++


my bad record

+++

u can sit down now cunt


th wizard has stopped writing

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
???
p.s.

+++

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+++
Pete Shelley
'HOMOSAPIEN'
+++


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