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Absolute Infuriation

X-FaceVon: Onideus Mad Hatter (usenet@backwater-productions.net) [Profil]
Datum: 05.09.2008 04:42
Message-ID: <4271c4pv9dle08pbmnvf62no899nra6vas@4ax.com>
Newsgroup: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk alt.design.graphics alt.2600
I'm generally not one to get angry or upset, not for any reason...but
today, today I am absolutely enraged with infuriated hateful anger the
likes of which I have never felt before in my whole *LIFE*!

This morning, I woke up and went into my living room, looked out the
window...and guess what I saw?  A whole truckload of fuckin doorknobs
was out there, across the street, painting this giant Technicolor
fucking kitschy cartoon mural on the side of the building
there...RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!

Words...there are no words in any human language that can accurately
describe the level of unequivocal *RAGE* I feel right now towards the
fucking retards who decided to do this.  I guarantee this though...it
*WILL* come down...one way or another.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
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