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Something Epic Has Occured

X-FaceVon: Onideus Mad Hatter (usenet@backwater-productions.net) [Profil]
Datum: 31.10.2009 00:40
Message-ID: <ustme5d63vis8iuouaj3t76ag44229fhbb@4ax.com>
Newsgroup: alt.flame alt.usenet.kooks alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk alt.2600
I have discovered an extreme LOL cow on Deviant Art, like a female
version of CWC...a full report and article on said cow are to come
soon, but here's a brief overview:

:   1. She looks like the human form of Meg from Family Guy...literally.
:   2. She goes to the toy store and takes pictures of the toys.
:   3. She takes her dollies to the park, all by herself, plays with them and takes
pictures of said playing.
:   4. She colors like a five year old...literally, and is really proud of it, despite
being 19 years old.
:   5. She doesn't wash her hair, bath, brush her teeth or wears make up...and talks about
it...at length.
:   6. Claims to be bisexual, but gets *VERY* upset if you call her a lesbian, and seems
to really only be interested in homosexuality for the rainbow crap.
:   7. She prays to God to make her a mermaid.
:   8.  She frequently gives updates on her PMS status and posts pictures.
:   9. She loves bowling, it's the only "sport" she likes.
: 10. She uses someone else's picture for her DA Webcam pic.
: 11. She *CONSTANTLY* whines about how ugly she is in order to get pity slurps from her
online "friends" and gets incredibly defensive and upset if you actually agree
with her.
: 12. Wants to dye her hair blue, but when questioned about it, didn't understand that she
needed to  bleach it out first.
: 13. She's also on anti-depressants and cries over almost anything, even extremely light,
playful criticism.
: 14. She's currently screaming for my death.

^__^

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."

"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over
others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."

"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
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