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Re: ~~ Arrested on Suspicion of Resisting Arrest <= and other nonsensical police abuses ~~

Larry wrote:
> In article <5nlit1Fhr47bU1@mid.individual.net>,
> "¥ UltraMan ¥" <ultra@man.jp> wrote:
>> Deadrat wrote:
>>> "_ Prof. Jonez _" <theprof@jonez.net> wrote
>>>> <.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address.com> wrote in message
>>>>> TNKev <IyamTNKev@IyamwhatIyam.yam>
>>>>>> ¥ UltraMan ¥ wrote:
>>>>>>> Kent Wills wrote:
>>>>>>>> "¥ UltraMan ¥" <ultra@man.jp>
wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Incidents reported by Lone Tree Police
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> MAN PARKS MOTORCYCLE ILLEGALLY
>>>>>>>>> Police received a complaint of a motorcycle parked
in a
>>>>>>>>> handicapped parking space in front of The
Cheesecake Factory
>>>>>>>>> at Park Meadows shopping center, 8401 Park Meadows
Center
>>>>>>>>> Drive, at about 1 p.m. Oct. 1. A 23-year-old
security guard
>>>>>>>>> stated the driver of the motorcycle, later
identified as a
>>>>>>>>> 21-year-old Parker man, tried to park in a no
parking zone in
>>>>>>>>> front of one of the mall entrances. The security
guard told
>>>>>>>>> him he could not park there, and the 21-year- old
then parked
>>>>>>>>> his motorcycle in the handicapped space. When the
security
>>>>>>>>> guard told the man he could not park there either,
he said,
>>>>>>>>> "Get a cop then." When an officer arrived
and asked the
>>>>>>>>> 21-year- old for his driver's license, he said,
"You don't
>>>>>>>>> need to see my license. I know my rights." The
officer told
>>>>>>>>> him he would be arrested if he did not surrender
his license,
>>>>>>>>> and he said, "Fine, take me to jail." The
officer tried to
>>>>>>>>> detain the man, but he resisted arrest and received
a blow to
>>>>>>>>> his right leg with the officer's baton. He was
arrested on
>>>>>>>>> suspicion of resisting arrest and obstructing
police.
>>>>>
>>>>> Funny, how after a cop says 'If you dont' do such and such,
>>>>> you're going to jail', and you say 'Bugger off, I know my rights',
>>>>> you end up going to jail.
>>>>
>>>> Funny how after a cop says "Bend over I'm gonna fuck you in the
>>>> ass", you grab yer ankles and say "Thank you sir, may I have
>>>> another?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> While I don't KNOW the applicable laws of the
jurisdiction,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yet you'll open your ignorant pie-hole anyway.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'll go out on a limb and say it's illegal to park in a
>>>>>>>> handicap parking space without displaying some sort of
permit.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yep, it's a parking infraction. Not an arrestable offence.
>>>>>
>>>>> And while operating a vehicle, including parking it, you are
>>>>> subject to all motor vehicle laws.
>>>>
>>>> And after you've parked it?
>>>
>>> Circumstantial evidence. Trout. Milk.
>>
>> Cat. Hat.
>>
>> Spontaneous generation.
>>
>> Flat Earth
>>
>> Geocentricism
>>
>> And the topic you should be addressing is temporal continuity.
>> While at some point someone probably drove the vehicle to it's
>> current location, perhaps even the subject of this story, at some
>> point in time after he parks it he is no longer operating it, and
>> hence not subject to motor vehicle laws.
>
> Interesting theory.  Wrong, but interesting.

Then I'm sure you'll wow us with your evidence.

<cue crickets>


>
>> To argue otherwise is to suggest that people who DRIVE to a bar,
>> then proceed to get drunk in the bar, are somehow still subject to
>> motor vehicle laws while inside the bar, and hence in some pre-DUI
>> pre-offensive state, or perhaps a post-driving current intoxicated
>> state, or one of Kent Will's quantum transpositional transtemporal
>> superposition.
>
> Not at all.  When someone commits a crime, they are accused of
> committing a crime at a certain date, time, and location.

On or about the 2nd week of October 2007, at various times and dates approximate,
Larry the liar Glasser did forther his continuing prevaricating enterprise by
incessantly uttering lie after lie after lie, all contrary to the peace and dignity
of the People of the State of Sanity, and furthermore ....

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