Boom, Crash, Oprah
Von: the land surfer (theunicycleman@hotmail.com) [Profil]
Datum: 31.08.2007 12:31
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Followup-to: alt.sci.physics
Newsgroup: alt.conspiracy alt.chinese.text alt.art alt.local.village.idiotrec.sport.unicycling alt.sci.physics
Datum: 31.08.2007 12:31
Message-ID: <Xns999DD0D782DFDpeppcyberdudecom@61.9.191.5>
Followup-to: alt.sci.physics
Newsgroup: alt.conspiracy alt.chinese.text alt.art alt.local.village.idiotrec.sport.unicycling alt.sci.physics
Boom, Crash, Oprah +++ i'll just undo this tight wire strung up at six inches high +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:55:46] +++ Do Re Mi 'Racing to Zero' +++ she hit th deck jenny +++ th band ws boom crash opera and limewire is connecting to th network as i'm typing +++ not wot we're stealing today +++ wot do i want to steal today ? jst oadin drugs and bourbon it'll cum to me . . . donna summer i feel love th 12 inch version GO +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:58:57] +++ Massive Attack 'What Your Soul Sings' +++ i feel luv +++ wot an age +++ did i rip that jona lewie track ? oh limewire did ws hangin in th unfinished downloads +++ though it ws in th kitchen at parties +++ i know grabbin old things today some t rex w mark bolan +++ metal guru i think +++ more drugs over here thang my downloads are runnin . . . we'll nick some porn later in th evening . . . good ganga that +++ minimal hammer stone though th weed is attenuating too much cloning +++ wot did i do today ? well ten minutes in on this slippery terror cotta roof i had my first slip of about a hundred never happened ok +++ fuckin semi glazed tiles [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:05:40] +++ Bruce Springsteen 'Born To Run' +++ oh great hes's fuckin off t get some more mould wash and his parting shot is dont fall of +++ it's just gravity sickness +++ tht first half hour gettin th eye in trudgin up and down a thirty three degree slope +++ after five hrs th head hs gotten so confident is when ya really worry +++ got a new hose draggin half th weight across th roof is different +++ jst catchin some risky exercise wi my bro he's a mad cunt +++ he tells ppl th unicycle maniac wont fall off th roof bt he's been off twice +++ so many dark chocolate brown terra cotta's lethal to step on i found myself on two side by side and slipping ah fuck +++ th mad cunt five mintues earlier had said is nice to do th first couple of runs doiwn th roof down to a carport or patio roof not this one a cutting edge +++ jst kick a tile out ont h way down he says i've done it it works +++ i jst stepped toa lighter colour tile still slidin bt not fr long plain white socks stick to terra cotta's +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:10:15] +++ Arlo Guthrie 'The Motorcycle Song' +++ so lovely to step off +++ looks brand new like th day it ws laid 1971 by th way mate stamped in th back of tile not all that dirty we do over sixty yr old rooves +++ th date backwards written into th stamp fr th shift +++ clompin around on pottery he broke umm five i think nice young roof i didnt break any a nice change +++ think light +++ i'll ride ya tomorrow nippleclamp ya daft monoshock unicycle daddie got enough sore bits today +++ bourbon, thang ya cunt . . . [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:13:07] +++ ? '?' +++ J:\SEPTEM~2\08 Sexy.MP3 +++ one missed step and a long slide down a two story's roof and a quick drop to th ground it hits me some times if i slipped off th old bitch the oracle of kuta would never give another nasty prediction of wot th future holds +++ which would make at least one girl i know very happy +++ she thinks i make th future happen i just tell it dear th future does nasty things +++ u'll never unravel it anyway even if th observer does shit in th experiment why th open mind project doesnt read comment +++ yr not in th experiment never were +++ gotta find a skatebowl to drop into tomorrow on oen hweel th man;s bike +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:17:54] +++ Linkin Park 'Step Up' +++ it'll be full of th usual fuckin safety bicycle riders and wood pushers lots of tough little boys +++ middle aged i drop over th metal coping no brake on a fixed wheel and they never quite get it +++ is it a clown ? wot th fuck is it ? not listenin to me +++ bt if i ask another stupid question as it's goin over th edge he told me there's a full can of bourbon bein thrown at my head +++ knowin me i'd drop th cunt +++ i still feel eighteen +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:21:04] +++ Ted Mulry Gang 'JUMP IN MY CAR' +++ later pudknockers have a nice fridey night . . . pirate jenny "james black" 'the land surfer" +++ p.s. [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:21:42] +++ Usura 'Open your mind (classic mix)' +++[ Auf dieses Posting antworten ]
