The Witchdoctor of Australia Retires (Finally)

The Witchdoctor of Australia Retires (Finally)
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oh hey psychic blog

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Tool
'Stinkfist'
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just inhaling sone green drugs

been too near soem female pheremones


give me a tick

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after six yrs
as th witchdoctor of oz

my immunity has bitten th dust

th magic that kept me

off tt dui court docket has


died

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my deal with th land ws


th immunity frm prosecution i enjoyed


sat night i

got done



0.09 blood acohol contentration

a gram of pot and


they took my fave hash pipe



oh and

a speeding ticket

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accordingly

i quit my postion th nxt morning

while in alcoholic remorse
but


th land demanded seven days notice

wot ws yesterdays's date ?

16 septemeber

ok


my resignation becomes official on

sep 23 midnight

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hmm


my protection spell

on our aussie troops in iraq


will end at that time

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put it on em
before they left to go there

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if i no longer
hold th title

and doin th job
my spell will break

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a couple of other things will break

nevermind

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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
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i'll inform th
inspector general of the secret services of australia
that


the australian aboriginal secret service

will be winding up

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not that he'll care

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i still claim
christopher skase as a kill

also

dr azahari
bomb maker for th kuta beach bombings

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also

i still wont apologise
fr

pointing th bone of death

at the islamic terrosist c words


online


th night

BeFORE


th pakistan earthquake

got too many kills out of it

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as to th
sep 23 prediction

a cat five hurricane

sweeping across th
yucatan peninsula


it;s already occured


it came back over


to make landfall


a second time

on august 23

i ws a month out

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did i receive warning

of th impending


bad thing with th cops ?


yes



my desktop pic is

a cat in nazi uniform

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David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
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askin th goldfish

wehre th escape tunnel is


also

my surf unicycle
which i ws attempting
to put in th surf


fr th first time

since it;s rebuild

six months ago


was belted

into th front seat of my car


unheard of


the land surfer

doesnt live that way

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oh

the land surfer
will no longer
be pronounced


as always

the kadaitcha man of australia

as of sep 23 2007



it will
revert to

being pronounced
the land surfer

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i cant find a replacement

i suuggested to th land


daniel radcliffe

i saw him


on th telly



introduced as

th greatest magician on th earth


i nearly threw up

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Violent Femmes
'American Music'
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i'll get


four or five mnths

maybe more

with no license


cant go

puttin thousands of smiles on dials


with no car



and um


th fines will be massive


my pension will suffer for yrs



actually

i'm still payin off a unicycle fine and

they sendin me threatening letters


about th one outstanding

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Limp Bizkit
'My Way Or The Highway'
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without complete immunity

my job is impossible



i bloody quit

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yours sincerely


the land surfer
[the kadaitcha man of australia]

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p.s.


12 days
before htey bombed kuta beach

i rode a unicycle over th mountain of kuta


mt coottha in brisbane

and tagged th mountain road


kutaman beat kuta ona unicycle
and dated th tag

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fr balance

12 days


before th bomb maker for that outrage got seven bullets in his head

i pointed th bone of death at


dr death

online


i got you

you bloody mungrel

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i will destroy all records of my
psychic diary

in my computer
at midnight sep 23 2007

i've been released frm service

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kutaman
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p.p.s.


i did say i ws coming into a broke period



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