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Glass of Wine

I received this email today from a military.retired reader.  Worth a
laugh:

"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,
Wine  = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!"

End email.

I am sure many on this group do not need a reminder to not drink poop.
Well, perhaps a few come to mind, hate gang members, smear merchants
and such ilk probably need to be reminded often to not drink or eat
poop - since that is what they seem to spew all day long.

Doug Grant (Tm)

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