let go of my nipple ( one bourbon in )

Subject: let go of my nipple ( one bourbon in )
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Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:43:34 +1000
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let go of my nipple ( one bourbon in )
***

acdc
"highway to hell"


cant hear it ?


you better get a better mp3 player

ya can download those too

***



"instant karma"



crack th fuckin bourbon will ya

**


placebo
"daddy cool"

***


daddy fuckin terrifying

"just cause yur old man was a murderer"

***


paulei th unbelievable

***


cheers

***


suckin down some

primo weed


been up th dam

sittin and

singin background

and drainin a bourbon


where do i wanna play tonight ?

ppl smile everywhere

***


lit th wrong end of my smoke

why am i tellin you cunt ?


fuck off

***



ya wanna let one rip jenny ?

"see what happens"
"im easy"


no yur not

***


red hot chilli peppers
"road trippin"


***


chicks jumpin out of th shadows jenny
ya sure ya wanna go sing ?

"shutup big brother"

***


<<< smile >>>


***



wanna go slide my unicycle
thru a crowd


***


no fuckin brakes


***


get out of th road

this is not a request

but a warning

***


this brizzie
even th wizard has th brizzie attitude

***



you do me a fucking trick
who do you think yur talkin to ?


some street bum ?

go and find out
how many of th ppl
behind you

know me

***


placebo
"Second sight"

***



when th back pocket feels full

i come out

and make smiles


it's kind of
addictive

worse than a drug

pretty girl


with a big shit eating grin on her face
"perfumed poos pls"


and she's number two hundred and three

above a seven smiled

tonight



no i dont count



***


i arrived one night

three black women


at th car

havent started work


ah yeah

gday


***


i've been off and done a big beach


***


massive attack
"safe from harm"

***


i was surfin th tiddlers
and this guy took a roll or two
ran like a bastard he did

i was catchin waves down miami beach
on th unicycle


twisted his mind

***



just surfin man
kind of like

a training run

got a meeting at half eight

***


kicks in like turbo boost

porsche



in th small of th back



oh baby


no fuckin roof


cageless


a beast


ridin th beast

"flyin th beast and watchin th bitch cum"

***


but is it better
to have a guy run down th beach
as ya surf
takih snaps

or to have a supermodel
with a bodygaurd

run you to a stop


to get  a light for her cigarette



it's all good


***


ya gotta be trashed to make it interesting

im too good


***

i slide a unicycle man

we are one

***


some call me master
i cant show you how  to do it

you have to teach yurself



ok i'll sit here an watch
and make intelligent

i hope comments

***


the offspring
"pretty fly " (for a white guy)

***

hey little dick

***


im an aboriginal elder
i got a shitty sense of humour

***


i get some respect
out there

you dont count

***


aboriginal tranny bitch
how big are her balls ?

course i stopped singin background

and said hi sweetie

***



gerry rafferty
"baker street"

***



i had some nice thought of you jane


***


"i let down"


***


ok
ya finished playin with yur girlfriends ?
"As if"


***

"you got nice plans for th autumn"
sorry i havent shared

***


honestly
this one;s my girlfriend


she fucks me in public
they dont


pretty easy to pick


***

cat stevens
"into white"

***

think she's more black
maori princess kind of girl


phone rang
where was i ?

little brother on th phone

tape lost


cool dude


do that then i'll split


***


pj harvey
"meet ze monster"

playin in th background

***


when i was fuckin two
they both fucked me in public
what does this tell you ?


***


city high
"caramel"
remix

***

plain jane

no way


she was versace lady

***


wild in bed


***


he thought i'd stayed out all night

***


fuckin car was in th driveway
i thought i was th one who smoked pot

***


got in about two

***


very horny

***


"need a big ride"
"on th fly wheel"

"go out and break some rules"
"Cause we can"

***



discrimination
i'm an aboriginal elder


dont ya know

well

when you say sorry
so will i

***


in th meantime
nicole kidman takes it in th arse
in my dreams

***


not good for my health


***


city high
"caramel"

alright windows
who lit yur fuse ?


stupid fuckin random feature

***


a human cannot influence

a program in a computer

"not human"


***


occams razor

i prefer a baseball bat


i'll get th truth


***


speak damn you
speak

take th baseball bat out of his mouth

***

alright alfred

i'm only going to ask you this once
did you let catwoman in past th alarms ?

pls have a good look at th
wires form th elctrical socket
goin to yur testicles

before you reply


found th bitch in my bed

and she tied me  to th bedhead


i'm after revenge



that bat's been used


***

the kinks
"susannah's still alive"

***

oh dear

***


she's tied up in th batmobile
i hope robin doesnt find er

***


that boy is a caution

***


pj harvey
"teclo"

***


got my parents interred in th ashtray
dont ash it in pls


***


yur first name gullible ?

***


i like to bury my girlfriends
close to home

basically im a lazy cunt



thats why theres all those humps
in th back yard



now she wants to fuck me


well they didn t listen to me


ya know ?



<<< smile >>>

***



fucked my brains out


***



hmmm



***



why ya lookin at that hoitie toitie bitch in th cosmo mag ?
you fancy her or something ?


it was nicole kidman


started a real

interesting argument



and i fucked her on th bonnet of her car

on th kuta mountain

a bit later that night


thanks nickie
wow what a fuck




***


a perfect circle
"rose"


***


how 's th house at rose bay goin then ?


***

too easy this

***



"i was gunna say"
"how could ya use nicol kidman so you could get laid ?"


worked didnt it ?


***


we lived together for eighteen months

huge tits

no arse

playboy body

seventeen


and i was mid twenty's


boy did i have some jealous mates


***



and she rode my sidecar on occasion

on th way to bike rally's

extinct now


she'd walk into a room

and it;d go quiet


***

beck
"beautiful way"

***



sachet in

you can take a pretty girl anywhere

***



the kinks
"waterloo sunset"

***


no man
i dont give a fuck how many drool
who's she fuckin ?

***


brown belt with a black tip

zen do kai


cmon paulei hold th mat


kicked me out th door


went down th stairs




got a nice apology for that one



i think yur ready to go out again babe


***


burned my fuckin cock
with a jug of boiling water


in th bath


so blonde


ya got th wrong colour hair hey



we're runnin from th pigs
at th bathurst motorcycle race riots

she's got massive tits



make life miserable for er


and she falls down

i pick er up


she goes to punch me



and goes to get picked up by my mate



who comes around every day



***

jewel
'do you want to play ?"

***

started playin guitar
livin with you

***

faced a one percenter
with huge knives on his belt
down

she's my woman now

i have respect in this world

no-one else here will do one wheel wheelies on a  sidecar for th crowd



she used to go out with th vice president
of a maniac bunch of one percenters

respected ppl

hey babe

later on

in another town

i became  vice president
of a bike club


***

city high
"you dont know me"


***


her brother rode a bike
her father rode a bike

and she was learning

i bought a 250
for her to ride


we had  many happy memories

of bein out in th

back streets

learnin motorcycle survival


i climbed outta th pilots seat

we were sittin on 140

goin down south

on th big highway

bout seven hours in



and she climbed over me
and took over


take my lid off
sit in th chair
and

have a durrie


a beer


maybe a cone or two




but i missed my footing
and wearing thongs



went thong first into th bitumen

at 150 plus



she's got a lead foot man


yow


ah babe


i aint in there yet


trial of blood down th highway

out with th electircal tape

no dont stop



gotta keep up with th pack


i love ya but




man



***



ouch


***



ya bought a fuckin shitbox

they rust in th tail like

fuckin nobody's business


ya spat at me

walked out th door
and

nine months later
came over for a cuddle


and




rust all over th boot


when i started goin out with th bulldyke

you split


never forgotten ya



you were right

but i had to try

***



the defences are so heavy
only th stealth fighter has a chance to succeed

***


paultje/jenny

"wheeltailmonkey"

***

"does that say paultje slash jenny ?"

umm

yeah i guess

***


'gunna get you"


***


drums and vocals

***



"ya put another guitar riff over it live"
didnt tune th axe though


uuuugggglly



"that song that's been buggin you"
"fits right on top"

yeah

"been playin it for ages"


i make music slow

***


U2
"sunday bloody sunday"

***


more drugs ove rhere

fuck that axe is out of tune

thanks mlm mlm girl

five foot ten
skinny white girl
spread over a white vlaint car bonnet


shades of alvin purple


kuta thanks you for th view


and 120 car horns



we all know we're fuckin up here right

this'n is a goodun



***


for everything

***


father a professor
mother high up in education

***


smart girl

***


more cones over here

***


cartin out
a one percenters

ex girlfriend

tales over th pillow

we did th rally scene


ridin

four hundred k's

to go and let it all hang out

in th bush somewhere




anarchy

th cops dont come in



too many of us



three thousand this year
they'd say



it was fun inside

but i did

slides



just

jump off th sidecar

while it still flying



thrown sideways
and

slide to th bar
feet first
finger up
i'll have three beers thanks

fuck it's hot

you goin swimmin

we're goin skinny underwater rock racin across th flooded river



no man i;ve done three trips


just comin back for supplies

my chick'll drink me into th ground tonight


i dint know yur club
got on with them now

i nearly fell over man



yeah i got th evil eye


did what you suggested
it'ss all unsaid isnt it?


she creamed man


nice of him really

my mates packed death



she pulle dher top up for bobbie

he fell over

he didnt klnwo she was


evx vice presidents girlfriend
of th club throwin this rally



we gettin some kudos out there

ballsie


thanks for th beers



hey ?



course she's good in bed


ya dont think he would carted her around that long if she wasnt


get this

her oldies

had us round for tea

love me


i brought their daughter home


david essex
"rock on'


bumpe dinto em
with cum down fuck me later eyes
on my arm

and fuk they were charming


you said i should write a book


this is for you



the open mind project


***


kylie
"track no05"

***


fuck i had some mates


***



she thought i was tame


after what she'd seen


we been goin out two weeks


i came back from th bar

on one wheel



with half th rally urgin me on


in th tent
that night

after sex


she was like

yur a bit wilder than i thought


dont know half of it yet


daddie was a murderer
and
i ran th biggest party house
brisbane has ever seen

ppl came from sydney

just for a look see


***
welcom to th farm
ten acres of fun



dont walk in th middle of th flat track

cars and bikes are laible to slide thru it at any hour

it is not a safe place


hi
my name is black

pleased to meeet ya


house rules

you shout th house

a small tax

a little weed

and a little alcohol

whatever yur doin

ya dig ?



couple of hundred ppl here now

ten acres to play in

and nicely mellow


some excellent blends of

marijuana


th boys down stairs

have a blend cookin

seven different types


with a big block of hash

and some

hash oil

as well


big

twenty five paper joints




you only come in if you share



cool



have a good time



jewel
"cleveland"

***


i went to dildo downs

i even got a tshirt

they were mates of my mine




i went down on dildo downs


they promoted their party house

but it wasnt daily

a pale imitation


robbie and i screwed there one night

a chick each


opposite sides of th shack

wobblie stumps and

condemned

and stroke to th rhythm
of th boys shouting stroke
cause th boys are gettin sick


th house had th shimmys


have to see how th timing goes


we were within ten seconds


so th house didnt fall apart

and we all had fun

***


i've washed th limo

***
bjork
"venus as a boy"

***


he's laughin at me
im at th same stage he is


last time out

he had one girlfriend

i had two


we were avoidin th place


ya dont fuck th chick next door


get a boyfriend girl




moved down th road

spent half last night there



oh me



least im honest but


im a  bit stick iit in yur face
but


my psyche is my testicles

and they talk loud

i'm a man

***


veritable flood of hot pussy

shoved in my face


may as well go back out and sing


***

no that is a hot pussy
can feel th heat from here

just gunna tease it a while longer


***



ah bree


***


so i cant fuck ya
cause yur
her firend

but we sleep together anyway

cause th attraction is

just out there


least she drains me well



this is for th fashion show

step out of th shower
and

blackman

with a half shlong


are we even ?


***


so who did you do this weekend ?
we arent sleeping
we disturb th hell out of each other
why i see ya one night a week

was he good ?
no we went to a nightclub
she got real cut cause

i told womble and catwoman it was a chick
i fucked in th doorway of a nightclub

and it was her

ruffled feathers


i dunno
she keeps tellin me
she likes chutzpah


she was funny when she came around this afternoon
she loves you too ya know


but did ya have to be so catty
cause she fucked me at four ppm and i walked in th door


still reeling



she loves me

she knows i gotta hold yur hand


and she did fuck up and dump me over drugs

and we fell in love


and we both love her

this is doomed to failure
nd you two are studyin together


but


she is jealous
and she's walkin around sayin
she dont care who i fuck


but she does


but she's fuckin four boys



ah babe


ok hit me

i forget who im with sometimes
doesnt like being callled babe

just like to stir ya up



i dont want whiskey in my coffee
it's four am


i'm still recoverin from last sunday night's dancin session



you dance harder than five girls
yeah
i should know



i wore em out



i dunno morticia


th tales ya tell



***

kylie

"track no10"

***

'im sorry i danced with a chick in th street"
'fuck her first"
'even if it's an alley fuck"


'im really sorry"

***


wearing wild facepaint
applied by a pro
she likes me

and goin nighclubbin
you meet

lots of pretty chicks



trust me


i been nightclubbin

on a unicycle



can i put my unicycle in th cloakroom ?


i dont come back if i dont get looked after


it's umm



that night club
they used to give me

triple vodkas


and give me ten bucks change

for a five

and not



clandestine


she'd hold th ten

nice and high

and wave it




fun



lots of fun


***

laurie anderson
"walking and falling"

***



get me a bourbon woman

what are you doin what yur told for ?

"i like bourbon"

***


text doesnt do it justice

neither does texting

***


tool
"jimmy"

***


stunning redhead


fuck


***


called

jade


***



i ad two dogs

one was  red cattle
dingo crosd

he was called red



and a blue cattle dog rottweiler cross

he was called blue


and a big seven and half kilo of solid muscle

ginger tom

cat


called ginger



if i didnt name em a colour

they didnt get to grow old



you learn

***


they call me black


***



leave th pub
on th back wheel



it aint a trainin wheel pudknocker


you see these good ppl puttin shit on me ?


yur pretty green at this arent ya ?



learn some manners


***


ya either got it
or ya havent

the right stuff


the best police chase
and still got to fuck th girl



bashin on bathroom door


well if yur balls were as biga s mine

you'd be in here


and id be th one who was cut


and yur all still int h shouse

and i got a wet dick



go and get fucked


wont leave so i can screw


yeah




i gotta wash th jails tink off me

wanna join me in a  shower ?



gotchya


didnt need nicole kidman that time



anther clubbie girlfriend
and she wanted to make her one percenter husband
jealous

all his runnin around girlfriends

fucked me everywhere

but my rep was such that


he didnt kill me


they got back together

he bought me a beer at th pub

my mates were so cut


shook my hand


i am th man


***


ya got  a nice lady there
i agreed not to call er
cause i like er
outrageous

fuck anywhere
and ballistic

she's got it out of her system now
thanks dude

***

jmmy
barnes

"i'd die to be with you tonight"

***

backannouncing again

***

powderfinger
'passenger"

***


did i do all this shit ?

"paulie th unbelievable"

ok


***


seven french chicks
at a xmas party
and im th entertainemnt

yur fuckin jokin right ?

***


im still spinnin


***


swear to look after my nuts
or go and get fucked

i care

***


"alright tarz"


.
.
.



later


tarz

***


p.s.


pink floyd
"time"

michael's version
and me singin harmony

it's everywhere
makes me wet...
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