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Re: Cats bombed the WTC

Von: PepperoniPizza (pepperonipizza@nosuchplace.xyz) [Profil]
Datum: 26.09.2006 05:33
Message-ID: <9uqdnY0Qvv3lAoXYnZ2dnUVZ_rqdnZ2d@adelphia.com>
Newsgroup: alt.petsrec.pets.cats alt.cats alt.pets.cats
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> |||
> || I've always thought my cats were terrorists. They have been trying
> || to kill me, by leaving toys and barf on the stairs for years. They
> || are part of the axis of evil.
>
> My cats have been taking flying lessons paid for by false credit cards,
> they have also been parading around the bedroom with strange packages
> wired to their bodies in front of a green flag while their friends video
> them.  Shall I call my local police to be on the safe side.
>
> --
> "A horse a horse my kingdom for a horse, I haven't had a winner in six
> months".
>
> MD

Definitely notify the authorities. We, the infidels must protect ourselves
from the threat of a feline jihad. These creatures won't be happy until
we've all either been massacred or converted to their ways.



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