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IT WAS QUITE A WORLD SERIE$

Von: Ed Conrad (chicken_little517@hotmail.com) [Profil]
Datum: 05.11.2009 15:08
Message-ID: <0e5d57ed-9cde-40eb-a79c-99ac3c8029ef@15g2000yqy.googlegroups.com>
Newsgroup: alt.tv.keith-olbermann alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies alt.sci.physics alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- The New
York Yankees (total team salary
$208,097,414) are once again
world champions of baseball.
They defeated the Philadelphia
Phillies (team salary only $111,209,046)
7-3 in the sixth game last night
to win the series, four games to two.
Hideki Matsui ($13,000,000) was
the Yankees' hitting star with three
hits and six RBIs, even though he is
handicpapped because he doesn't
speak a word of the King's English.
Andy Pettitte (only $5,500,000)
was the pitching star, easily handling
the likes of the Phils' Ryan Howard
($15,000,000), Chase Utley ($11,285714);
Jimmy Rollins ($8,500,000) and Raul
Ibanez ($7,166,666).
Meanwhile, the Yankees believe they
got their money's worth from Alex
(A-Rod) Rodriquez ($33,000,000);
Derk Jeter ($21,600,000), Mark
Teixeira ($20,625,000); and Mariano
Rivera (only $15,000,000).
Because of the nearly-quarter
billion-dollar payroll, the Yankees
announced that the least expensive
seat next season will cost $150,
hot dogs will climb to $7.50 ($8
with mustard), and beer (a 12-ouncer
in a paper cup) will climb to $15.
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A typical Yankee fan is shown near the concession stand
http://www.impiousdigest.com/rush_fatass.jpg
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Incidentally, in an ESP exclusive
after the game, Major League Baseball
has finally admitted that the World
Series is NOT REALLY the World
Series,
It pointed out that these countries
do not have teams represented:
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1 Afghanistan
2 Akrotiri
3 Albania
4 Algeria
5 American Samoa
6 Andorra
7 Angola
8 Anguilla
9 Antarctica
10 Antigua and Barbuda
11 Argentina
12 Armenia
13 Aruba
14 Ashmore and Cartier Islands
15 Australia
16 Austria
17 Azerbaijan
18 Bahamas, The
19 Bahrain
20 Bangladesh
21 Barbados
22 Bassas da India
23 Belarus
24 Belgium
25 Belize
26 Benin
27 Bermuda
28 Bhutan
29 Bolivia
30 Bosnia and Herzegovina
31 Botswana
32 Bouvet Island
33 Brazil
34 British Indian Ocean Territory
35 British Virgin Islands
36 Brunei
37 Bulgaria
38 Burkina Faso
39 Burma
40 Burundi
41 Cambodia
42 Cameroon
44 Cape Verde
45 Cayman Islands
46 Central African Republic
47 Chad
48 Chile
49 China
50 Christmas Island
51 Clipperton Island
52 Cocos (Keeling) Islands
53 Colombia
54 Comoros
55 Congo, Democratic Republic of the
56 Congo, Republic of the
57 Cook Islands
58 Coral Sea Islands
59 Costa Rica
60 Cote d'Ivoire
61 Croatia
62 Cuba
63 Cyprus
64 Czech Republic
65 Denmark
66 Dhekelia
67 Djibouti
68 Dominica
69 Dominican Republic
70 Ecuador
71 Egypt
72 El Salvador
73 Equatorial Guinea
74 Eritrea
75 Estonia
76 Ethiopia
77 Europa Island
78 Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas)
79 Faroe Islands
80 Fiji
81 Finland
82 France
83 French Guiana
84 French Polynesia
85 French Southern and Antarctic Lands
86 Gabon
87 Gambia, The
88 Gaza Strip
89 Georgia
90 Germany
91 Ghana
92 Gibraltar
93 Glorioso Islands
94 Greece
95 Greenland
96 Grenada
97 Guadeloupe
98 Guam
99 Guatemala
100 Guernsey
101 Guinea
102 Guinea-Bissau
103 Guyana
104 Haiti
105 Heard Island and McDonald Islands
106 Holy See (Vatican City)
107 Honduras
108 Hong Kong
109 Hungary
110 Iceland
111 India
112 Indonesia
113 Iran
114 Iraq
115 Ireland
116 Isle of Man
117 Israel
118 Italy
119 Jamaica
120 Jan Mayen
121 Japan
122 Jersey
123 Jordan
124 Juan de Nova Island
125 Kazakhstan
126 Kenya
127 Kiribati
128 Korea, North
129 Korea, South
130 Kuwait
131 Kyrgyzstan
132 Laos
133 Latvia
134 Lebanon
135 Lesotho
136 Liberia
137 Libya
138 Liechtenstein
139 Lithuania
140 Luxembourg
141 Macau
142 Macedonia
143 Madagascar
144 Malawi
145 Malaysia
146 Maldives
147 Mali
148 Malta
149 Marshall Islands
150 Martinique
151 Mauritania
152 Mauritius
153 Mayotte
154 Mexico
155 Micronesia, Federated States of
156 Moldova
157 Monaco
158 Mongolia
159 Montserrat
160 Morocco
161 Mozambique
162 Namibia
163 Nauru
164 Navassa Island
165 Nepal
166 Netherlands
167 Netherlands Antilles
168 New Caledonia
169 New Zealand
170 Nicaragua
171 Niger
172 Nigeria
173 Niue
174 Norfolk Island
175 Northern Mariana Islands
176 Norway
177 Oman
178 Pakistan
179 Palau
180 Panama
181 Papua New Guinea
182 Paracel Islands
183 Paraguay
184 Peru
185 Philippines
186 Pitcairn Islands
187 Poland
188 Portugal
189 Puerto Rico
190 Qatar
191 Reunion
192 Romania
193 Russia
194 Rwanda
195 Saint Helena
196 Saint Kitts and Nevis
197 Saint Lucia
198 Saint Pierre and Miquelon
199 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
200 Samoa
201 San Marino
202 Sao Tome and Principe
203 Saudi Arabia
204 Senegal
205 Serbia and Montenegro
206 Seychelles
207 Sierra Leone
208 Singapore
209 Slovakia
210 Slovenia
211 Solomon Islands
212 Somalia
213 South Africa
214 South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
215 Spain
216 Spratly Islands
217 Sri Lanka
218 Sudan
219 Suriname
220 Svalbard
221 Swaziland
222 Sweden
223 Switzerland
224 Syria
225 Taiwan
226 Tajikistan
227 Tanzania
228 Thailand
229 Timor-Leste
230 Togo
231 Tokelau
232 Tonga
233 Trinidad and Tobago
234 Tromelin Island
235 Tunisia
236 Turkey
237 Turkmenistan
238 Turks and Caicos Islands
239 Tuvalu
240 Uganda
241 Ukraine
242 United Arab Emirates
243 United Kingdom
245 Uruguay
246 Uzbekistan
247 Vanuatu
248 Venezuela
249 Vietnam
250 Virgin Islands
251 Wake Island
252 Wallis and Futuna
253 West Bank
254 Western Sahara
255 Yemen
256 Zambia
257 Zimbabwe
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Ed Conrad
sports reporter
New York Stock Exchange
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100 LARGEST WORLD NEWSPAPERS
Rank  Title  Country  Circulation (000)
1  Yomiuri Shimbun  Japan  14,067,000
2  The Asahi Shimbun  Japan  12,121,000
3  Mainichi Shimbun  Japan  5,587,000
4  Nihon Keizai Shimbun  Japan  4,635
5  Chunichi Shimbun  Japan      4,512
6  Bild  Germany                3,867
7  Sankei Shimbun  Japan        2,757
8  Canako Xiaoxi (Beijing) China  2,627
9  Peopleʼs Daily  China        2,509
10  Tokyo Sports  Japan         2,425
11  The Sun  United Kingdom       2,419
12  The Chosun Ilbo  South Korea  2,378
13  USA Today  USA                2,310
14  The Wall Street Journal  USA  2,107
15  Daily Mail  UK                2,093
16  The Joongang Ilbo  South Korea  2,084
17  The Dong-A Ilbo  South Korea  2,052
18  Nikkan Sports  Japan  1,965
19  Hokkaido Shimbun  Japan  1,922
20  Dainik Jagran  India  1,911
21  Yangtse Evening Post  China  1,715
22  Sports Nippon  Japan  1,711
23  The Nikkan Gendai  Japan  1,686
24  Times of India  India  1,680
25  Guangzhou Daily  China  1,650
26  The Mirror  UK  1,597
27  Yukan Fuji  Japan  1,559
28  Shizuoka Shimbun  Japan  1,479
29  Nanfang City News (Guangzhou)  China  1,410
30  Dainik Bhaskar  India  1,405
31  Sankei Sports  Japan  1,368
32  Hochi Shimbun  Japan  1,354
33  Yangcheng Evening News (Guangzhou)  China  1,320
34  Malayala Manorama  India  1,309
35  Liberty Times  Taiwan  1,300
36  Thai Rath  Thailand  1,200
37  New York Times  USA  1,121
38  Hindustan Times  India  1,108
39  Chutian Metro Daily (Wuhan)  China  1,084
40  Gujarat Samachar  India  1,051
41  Ananda Bazar Patrika  India  1,046
42  Xinmin Evening News (Shanghai)  China  1,045
43  Eenadu  India  1,039
44  Nishi-Nippon Shimbun  Japan  1,025
45  Kronen Zeitung  Austria  1,009
46  WAZ Mediengruppe  Germany 1,001
47  United Daily News  Taiwan 1,000
48  China Times  Taiwan 1,000
49  Daily Sports  Japan 999
50  The Hindu  India  989
51  Hindustan  India  957
52  Beijing Evening News  China  950
53  Mathrubhumi  India  904
54  Los Angeles Times  USA  902
55  Information Times  China  900
56  Daily News  Thailand  900
57  Al-Ahram  Egypt  900
58  Peninsula City News  China  860
59  Kom Chad Luek  Thailand  850
60  Kyoto Shimbun  Japan  825
61  Kobe Shimbun  Japan  821
62  Punjab Kesari  India  817
63  Komsomolskaya Pravda  Russia  817
64  Rajasthan Patrika  India  804
65  Dahe Newspaper  China  796
66  Chugoku Shimbun  Japan  789
67  Ouest France  France  783
68  Daily Sakai  India  783
69  Jang  Pakistan  775
70  AJ  India  759
71  De Telegraaf  The Netherlands  753
72  Qianjiang Evening News  China  750
73  Qilu Evening News  China  750
74  Nanfang Daily  China  750
75  Daily Thanthi  India  750
76  Moskovskiy Komsomolets  Russia  750
77  Sandesh  India  743
78  Daily Express  UK  720
79  New York Daily News  USA  715
80  The Washington Post  USA  708
81  Daily Star  UK  705
82  Today Evening News  China  699
83  New York Post  USA  686
84  Corriere della Sera  Italy  677
85  Wuhan Evening News  China  660
86  Modern Express  China  651
87  Yanzhao Metro Daily  China  650
88  Metro Express China  650
89  Zeitungsgruppe Koln  Germany  628
90  Kahoku Shimpo  Japan  622
91  La Repubblica  Italy  622
92  Trud  Russia  613
93  Beijing Youth Daily  China  606
94  Chicago Tribune  USA  601
95  New Express  China  600
96  Daily Sunshine  China  600
97  Matichon  Thailand  600
98  Khao Sod  Thailand  600
99  Apple Daily  Taiwan  600
100  Min Sheng Pao  Taiwan  600
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