Paula Radcliffe

Why doesn't she just fucking give up and stop bothering us every four years
with her pathetic attempts to win an Olympic marathon gold medal? She's
fucking shit. Never was any good. She is the latest in a long line of long-
and middle-distance failures in our glorious sporting history. Dave Bedford,
he of the 118 advert mockery...great when it came to running club meets in
Wolverhampton and smashing world records seemingly at gay abandon; shit when
it came to the Olympic Games.

"There he is...Dave Bedford, with his scraggly hair and red socks and shitty
headband and dirty shorts. He recently knocked eight minutes off the world
10,000 metres record in an AAA meeting at Sheffield. Here in Munich he will
be a certainty for gold...er unless of course there's some Finn and a couple
of Kenyans on his shoulder with 200 to go. In which case the entire field
will sprint past the cunt and he'll come last in a time that would shame a
one-legged dwarf."

Brendan Foster, another hopeless piece of shit. Another world record
holder...with only a bronze from the 10,000 metres in Montreal to show for
his onsiderable efforts. Wanker. Now he sits and pontificates from the
fucking commentary box, saying how well the likes of Radcliffe did when he
knows full well that she's crap.

David Moorcroft...bastard. Where is his name writ large in the annals of
Olympic sporting achievement? Breaks the world 5,000 metres record and then
gets fucking injured, just so he can't run in the Olympics and look wank
against stampeding hordes of jungle-bashers and rampant Finns. Cram...shit.
Never won an Olympic gold, did he? Ovett...shit. Favourite for the 1,500 at
two Olympic Games, only to get stuffed by that little twat Sebastian Coe and
some fucking unknown Kenyan again. Coe...load of bollocks. His best event
was the 800, and did he ever win gold? Did he sodding well fuck. Just when
it looked as though he'd grab one in Moscow, up comes that cheating bastard
Ovett and sprints him down to fuck. Then four years later..."Sebastian Coe
there...surely this will be his year in his favourite event, the 800 metres.
Er...unless that tall Brazilian fuck with one leg shorter than the other
pisses all over him in the back straight." Not a one of them any fucking
good when it came to the crunch.

No doubt the BBC will honour Miss Radcliffe's inability to do anything again
at the Olympics with their prestigious Sports Personality Of The Year award
come November. After all, if doing fuck all on the world stage and then
crying about it afterwards is anything to go by, it fucking worked for Paul
Gascoigne.
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