MAYHEM, VIOLENCE, bad puppie dogs, put down that woman
Von: The WIzard of Nothing at all... (theunicycleman@hotmail.com) [Profil]
Datum: 21.05.2007 14:10
Message-ID: <Xns9937E17F32B7Dpeppcyberdudecom@61.9.191.5>
Followup-to: alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy
Newsgroup: alt.tasteless alt.talk.commonwealth alt.startrek.borg alt.startrek alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy
Datum: 21.05.2007 14:10
Message-ID: <Xns9937E17F32B7Dpeppcyberdudecom@61.9.191.5>
Followup-to: alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy
Newsgroup: alt.tasteless alt.talk.commonwealth alt.startrek.borg alt.startrek alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy
MAYHEM, VIOLENCE, bad puppie dogs, put down that woman +++ drop it mungrel . . . and th other half dont know where she's been +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:35:12] +++ Roberta Flack 'The First time Ever I saw Your' +++ ya fuckin mungrels +++ wanna game of soccer with her head ? just kidding i'd have t put my steel cap boots on +++ in unrelated news a number of australian men were found behind th machine shops playin russian roullette today at th news that antonia kidman was back on th market +++ very scary +++ some say cuter than her sister nicole some say get me th fuck out of here +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:39:39] +++ Machine Gun Fellatio 'Amorous' +++ if she starts rootin yr leg just dont do anythin man bad dog +++ more drugs over here thang... . . . that hand gets slower evry day +++ i wonder if yr brother that worked for gomez addams used to smoke drugs out of th mullbowl too +++ i know goez didnt class it as mastrbation it was when he found thing in bed with morticia man +++ how do ya torture a hand +++ we'll need a five foot ten inch blond two five inch n [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:43:26] +++ The Stranglers 'Golden Brown' +++ ails and a hammer +++ i'll teach it to play hammertoe +++ u will talk u know +++ cured five autistic kids this week +++ reckons her sister is taller than that we can shrink th bitch u know +++ easier to take away than to add +++ bad puppie dogs +++ still a bit merry frm th weekend +++ mad page three model bitch +++ if ya didnt photograph so nice i'd +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:46:52] +++ Modern English 'Melt With You' +++ i'm not in luv +++ still puttin shit on female celebrities +++ and stop callin me a celebrity cow i said i was not going to perform +++ ended up in th surf on a unicycle riskin drunken fuckwits runnin otu to take out th clown whiel th unicycle on th edge of it;s performance envelope +++ at th fabricators shed this morning we were out wi th firehose gettin as much water as we could into th bearings fuckin salt water so much fun to play in +++ "th cuddle was worth it" +++ ok man +++ thang SLAM .. . just th cricket bat thang wait till t h thrwoin axe arrives +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:50:53] +++ The Kinks 'You Really Got Me' +++ HA +++ got im +++ it's just liek a paper cut in th web +++ he be walkin funny for days +++ catwoman was tellin tales of morticia's advenbtures again when we on th piss late saturday night +++ and some of ours hey girl +++ i did not dirty dance with that woman +++ well +++ we changed themes and headbanged at th blues festival we both got th hair for it big hair +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:53:21] +++ Cake 'Going the Distance' +++ sometin about punting an experimental unicycle thru a blues festival crowd +++ fuck i was out of it +++ catwmaon slope doff to buy somemore bourbons and i sat with th toddler asleep in his pram facinth wrong way on th closed street with th suspension monoshock unicycle layin beside me about fifteen ppl stopped to say gday yeah she is fun in th surf +++ coated in sand and th wizard is just kickin back ok drop dead gorgeous has sloped off to th bottlo she'll get served faster than me +++ oh ehllo u +++ we made some friends +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 17:56:13] +++ James Blunt 'Goodbye My Lover' +++ if iw as any mor eout of it i probly still woulda been out on th street doin broadslides on th unicycle she shouldnt encourage me +++ damn +++ something about a pretty girl +++ she walked up saw th measure of th talent i was sittin with and didnt come up for a second conversation +++ this maori chick asked yesterday arv down at tweed heads lovely lady such nice hospitality how do i handle th chicks i dont stop as a rule +++ then asked me for another land surfing demo +++ her boyrfriend so out of it he wobbled back to th unit we all did about th same amount ofcones and we'd had a coupel bourbons before arriving and we were all out of it +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:00:31] +++ The Kinks 'A Well Respected Man' +++ up to nine bourbons and th uncicyle still fits perfect after that it starts to get loose afte rmidnight i liked to start with nine bourbons it;s looser +++ jumpn traffic islands +++ listening to catwoman tellin em about my unicycle goin down murwillambahs skatebowl wall hello i'm back again +++ we stayed out of th bowls this weekend +++ flight test went into a rock venue +++ yackin with it;s fabricator over a cone this morning they arent expecting amad uncicyle to cum around em at speed oh yeah man lotsa slides +++ never seen that +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:03:12] +++ The Kinks 'Lola' +++ think diesel was on stage and no-one complained when i walked it thru th gate distracted by th hot redhead maybe hmm +++ apparently we had a security guard standin close when we picked a possie +++ never said anythin +++ wot did u tell em at th gate girl ? +++ it had a bright redlight flashin on th beast all th time ya dont wanna trip over it +++ u were well received nippleclamp +++ avoided most of th cameras +++ good girl +++ havent u ever sena grwon man dance on a unicycle before ? +++ hwo's this catwoman ? radar on mash his second name is eugene too weird +++ i got inbuil tradar why i havent hit a pedestrian and put em in hospit [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:07:18] +++ Garbage 'Queer' +++ al in 7 yrs +++ extreme unicycling they;re all mindless missiles those human beings +++ specially when they congregate mob behaviour +++ i made it out of th surf withotu soem drunk fuckwit tryin to take out th clown in th surf breathed a huge sigh of relief and rode better for th ppl's after that +++ catwoman tryin to figure out how many smiles on dials we racked up art for art's sake u know +++ a few babe +++ just fuckin spun +++ "genie" +++ yeah alright dickhead +++ we havent heard frm uncle gene in a while where are ya genie ? he got his boat bakc in th water ? +++ mad dutchman +++ beena whiuelsince catwamoan wa sa page three model she still got it +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:11:52] +++ Canned Heat 'Going Up The Country (Woodstoc' +++ she wants to move back to th bush mad hippie chick +++ who loves to dance +++ th fuckers let me take my wheelchair in only got one wheel and were mellow as lovely blues on broadbeach festival +++ gotta build that surf stroller for cartin younguns on th beach +++ huge market +++ we worked out th design criteria at table on th weekend but +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:14:54] +++ Fleetwood Mac 'The Chain' +++ couldnt it have a jewellery picker upper built in a catch tray underneath oh other way we motorise it electrical assistance +++ i was conceived somewhere around here +++ th old lady was workin up there in th chevron at th time +++ i guess it;s same rules as motorisin bicycles and skateboards and hmm unicycles 200 watts max +++ yeah right cunt +++ my jap multi sidecar that used ot pull oen wheel wheelies leavint h pug was an 1100 c unicycle with five grears +++ they so slow these manufacturers +++ i found a two speed uni for sale on th net trippy +++ we already done th testing we can make those transitions clean concrete drain to mossy rain adn th wheel spinning two for one giv eme 7 gears man watch th safety bicycles get fuckin skittled +++ fuckin girls bikes got a diamond frame and two wheels not even an ordinary bicycle safety bicycle = girls bike +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:19:24] +++ Regurgitator 'Social Disaster' +++ wikkipeida ahead of most nice coverage of th unicycle evenknow when th fuckers started to go crazy in th eighties +++ one livin in th sidecar of mine that wouldnt stay on three wheels +++ up on two wheels th boat int h air leavint h pub then freerev to nien grand jap multi high performanc emotor lift th whoel lot onto one wheel fuck th unicycle fell out huge slide +++ pull a ewie cant have that thank th god of ockie straps +++ hey rohan +++ had a rottwe [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:22:35] +++ Members of Mayday 'Members Of Mayday - 10 in 01' +++ iler livin in his sidecar a three man sidecar and it filled it needed a thirteen hundred kwaka to haul it nuthing touched rockin rohan's sidecar +++ if ya get past his mastiffs th snakes are probly roamin th house i wouldnt man +++ so many lethal critters in this country +++ me and th maori lady had a few usual aggressive words she made me cuddle her before she let me leave +++ hmmm +++ i di get warning +++ i was doin slides at th frnt of th parked car in th carpark pullin up at a dead stop a foot off th bumper and another lap they askin for dotn bother stoppin just rid eoff th tirck and sailin again [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:25:44] +++ Gorillaz 'DARE' +++ playin chicken with parked cars its not my car +++ aired down to about ten pound th little knobbie tyre makes suitable noise who needs fuckin brakes cunt +++ umm i do +++ if we manage seven speeds we gotta pullt hbitch up at over twnety odd k th unicycle breaks work +++ our last trial build brakes ont h uni was under th seat post handle feels odd +++ thinkin on motorized skateboard controls +++ a handheld controller +++ cable hydraulic trippy +++ trippy th hydro kangaroo +++ fuck they got waste dman dont know wot they used to smokin though is did taste theirs just an emergency bud floatin around th car left th stash up th road +++ so much resin man th witchdcotor scores good weed huh +++ cool man +++ fuck he was shitfaced +++ couldnt believe iw as throwin nbippleclamp around liek a bitch th mad uni and after three bongs +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:29:47] +++ Rehab 'It Don't Matter' +++ it's all good brother +++ he got a two speed hub up and running trippy we lsoint h egde but our suspension system stoelen frm th front end of a modified sidecar just ridint h frnt end of th modified sidecar he gets it +++ too many pics bein taken trippy +++ th nxt prototype also gunn ab ei nsteel movin to th 26 +++ had this guy trippe dout talkin about ridin sixty inch solo wheels in th larger surf we will man drag is th killer but stay in th white water +++ it be liek th old peny farthing th downtube follwin down th big wheel and we have a tail that sits int h back of th wave offset i think can i have control of th rudder pls th surf unicycle mark two +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:33:31] +++ Arlo Guthrie 'Alice'S Restaurant Massacree' +++ fuck arlo man th first version worked so good we wore it out +++ built in obsolesence workin in th salt and sand +++ but when ya catch a wave man onth 27 th tail hangin int h back of th wave wherei got th idea liek turbo charging is awesome ride +++ we need gears and we'll have to stay between th flags in th surfing zone u not supposedot be swimming in th this region u are not covered +++ th surfin wheels will run u over +++ th early one would ride int wo feet of water so light htat half bicycle +++ least drag smalles footprint low tide int h white water with deflated tyres down to 12 lb +++ flat tyre city +++ nippleclamp bigger footprint th knobbie too big for serious surf +++ ic an ride a uncicyle with aflat tyre lost it in th surf somewhere didnt feel it go +++ more drugs over here /// . . . +++ dont get in th road of th big wheel +++ yr a pedestrian in a designated surfing zone +++ u swim between those flags we surf between em too we just got th other side +++ fuck off cunt +++ we losin too many tourists in th wild surf +++ we call them sad tourists cause they s ee a ustralia and d ie +++ i bet u she can sing an e flat above high c give me th five inch nail +++ told this chick i;d tie her to chlothesline fo r week and she'd fit those jeans and she;d thank me for it afterwards and she agreed +++ i even said i;d only water her twice in th week but she was still good about it +++ ah man +++ no different frm starving special patrol group stupid hamster +++ u have to fit this bikini by friday +++ hmm +++ once a model always a model +++ she showed me this photograph of er not a yr ago and i couldnt recognise th bitch +++ alright chameleon who;s this chick oh it;s u +++ damn +++ u mean ppl seein me cartin this out +++ fuck +++ no wonder that hot redhead jumped up on th podium with us that night +++ damn she wanted to fuck u too +++ straightest chick i know +++ ya missed out catwoman she was good we both dirty danced wi her for three hours +++ if she handt of jumped on yr boyfirend at th time things coulda been much different fuckin redheads +++ i know rohan i married a six foot one inch she was taller than that redhead on a harley to led zeppelin she knows +++ when i was cartin versace lady jane around another hot redhead she told er +++ was fun knockin aorudn with pair of them but wouldnt do it for more than three days +++ one of em would punch th other out +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:50:37] +++ Nirvana 'Breed' +++ ah man i'm past commentating on cat fights that tiem with gooey watchin donna dumb cunt and mole inda beatin shit out of each other +++ we'd been four in a bed and donna decide fto swap partners in th intermission me and gooey just both cracked a new stubbie and drank beer while commentating on th fight +++ we'll get dressed after th bitches get tired and get back on th bikes and take em home i'm puttin money on melinda +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:53:40] +++ The Kinks 'Apeman' +++ one eighth aboriginal and she won her share of chick fights in th girls dunnies at th pub +++ would fall asleep on th bakc of th bike everywhere no shit melinda i thought i wa sont h sidecar too drunk we tookt h toy hundred cc bike solo and i;ve just gotten off it and walked away wihtout puttin down th stand she stayed upright ten seconds i got thru th gate man was funny as till it started burnin into her leg hto exhaust i todl ya stop fallin asleep onth bike +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:57:36] +++ David Bowie 'Under pressure' +++ damn ok it was abotu when we were listenin t this i'm old ok jsut young int h head +++ th body wont exit puberty bastard +++ sore nuts +++ it'll take four days to get catwoman our of my sensitive body;s memory +++ she;s worth it +++ we have fun +++ little brother says i stuck in teenage my mind startin to agree i'm startin to see at least th first four hundred yrs i wander this earth and others +++ my forever eyes stll scanning forward for my death and i cant see it +++ i remember being born +++ wot my name is here wipe this +++ i dotn rememebr th ending' little black bastard +++ h [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:01:45] +++ The Geraldine Fibbers 'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon' +++ dragon lady +++ tryin to figure out at which second i was born +++ if i came out like my firstborn son did but very few remember me ever bein anywhere here wipe this memory +++ i was there i got photos and my diary page but she's forgotten i was there kuta lady +++ th whole family +++ it;s a witchdoctor gift +++ come on forever eyes i dont want to live forever would i jump into skatebowls on a unicycle if i wanted to fuckin perverse universe +++ workin agin me +++ wot it gets for bein made form an infinitely small particle +++ has to be opposite of an infinitely large universe +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:06:35] +++ Massive Attack 'Protection' +++ i get it the universe has to break th rules of th universe +++ for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction +++ if th universe wasnt made of nothing and break it;s own rules then it wouldnt work +++ th is not is nature of th uni verse +++ is this wot i;ve ridden unicycles for 21 yrs for zen and th art of unicycle maintenance +++ this guy agreed th other night and thoguht abotu it some times we have to rememebr it is all made out of nothing +++ george harrison's view a big cartoon universe i think he understood +++ keep it simple stupid wot is th secret of th universe +++ th basic premise +++ an unequal equation +++ but in balance +++ if there is not time and space we dont neeed gazillions of tiny dots infinitely small particles just one +++ a singularity which paints a universe that has no end +++ th infinite uni verse used to boggle th mind no more so to think small +++ anything is possible +++ and law and order want a speed limit on th universe yeah right +++ u dont understand th universe +++ so wrappedup in god some guy in white robes up in th clouds from prehistoric times +++ grow up pls +++ fuckin neotenous species adult in it;s juvenile form +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:14:29] +++ Basement Jaxx 'Where's Your Head At' +++ u dont think u ppl behave as adults do u ? +++ u grew up +++ and out of puberty +++ watchin my friends and family growin old whiel thay all bitch my body is still like it was when it was eighteen i pay a price cunt +++ sore balls for th most part evry day fuckin teasin bitches +++ if i didnt have marijuana and a unicycle i wouldnt be hangin out with a page three model +++ a classic australian mag +++ preferr ya in th flesh woddya mean does yr bum look big in this if we go over light spped u can see for yrself i told you were cute walkin thru th door +++ this dude ordered a special ocarina pottery i screed and suigeested a black hole with s ingulairyt runnint h other way form th explosion +++ he went ballistic +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:19:17] +++ Paul McCartney & Wings 'Uncle Albert' +++ one of his fave thignsa to read about black holes loves em toldim th spaceship tale quarte rmillion kiloemtrelong spaceship i;d put ont h net two nights earlier a psi fi tale and he creamed man he does dig black holes +++ if we throw in a singularity and a pinch it;;ll explode and giveus some of that mass and huge diamonds fopr lining ht insid eof th ship he even understood hwo th ship has to keep growin i gave him th feeding istructions +++ its a shark starship +++ and one of em will swallow a black hole one day +++ we'll run around blowin em up +++ catwoman threw a book past my eyes on th aztecs i read th whoel thing th young fella bathing and eating pottery ocarinas hey +++ hmm +++ i got two commisions for new ocarinas maybe if i do a collection +++ th toilet ocarina he liked th sound of had to open up th top chamber to get it to sound right in th wet clay +++ thrwoin wire into th pottery matrix it came out of th pores we can build with it like steel reinforced concrete +++ to [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:24:02] +++ ? '?' +++ set th diamonds in +++ high temp ceramic and steel wire thru th pores th entire inner wall ofth ship and outer ablative big mouth and big arse +++ we want everything to fall to th rear even when stationary +++ it'll do it anyway if it flies far enough +++ snap off tail one of th weapons +++ with open gills and lotsa litle things flyin thru and round it where's that confounded bridge ? +++ hard to see +++ when robert plant sang has anybody seen the bridge ? i'm a background singer i know wot he was singin about but him and i both know th power of music +++ usedot make shivers run up my spine +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:27:57] +++ Blind Melon 'No Rain' +++ this song to sing gotta be a singer to understand and th guy is dead +++ when cat stevens sings longer boats i trip somethin feirce +++ th magic mushies i blame +++ th flashbacks can take u +++ well i ran my spaceship theory past a real human and he fuckin near ejaculated loves it +++ so many diamonds man smalla nd large th nut crackers built into th ull th helix inside with switchbalc curves and smaller ships hunting inside th beast hangin outsid ehoels th siz eof which arent bigger than their mouths tilltehy can face th big crossings th things i see are huge +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:31:41] +++ AC 'Walk All Over You' +++ acdc computer +++ that tag needs fixing or i gotta finish that prgoram that listens to th song +++ wot was it called "jenny.exe" +++ i look up into th heavens not necessary i can look thru th earth now old trained psychic and i find lost humans in th hugest ships +++ lookin forward in time even though i know it doesnt exist +++ fuck i wish space was empty th drugs i consume man +++ if i can put a travel warning on indonesia seven days before her capital goes two thirds underwater i can adn more than once can i turst this vision of htis huge diamond encrusted starship +++ its so thick man and th computers put in any amount of tunnels fo rother shit as she abulding frm th outside in +++ but frm a distance th outer hull looks smooth woudl swallow red dwarf and go lookinf or her sister ships ++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:36:53] +++ City High 'Cats And Dogs' +++ swallow yr mining vessel whole thsi a lter human mining vessel it eats planets +++ flakes em off a bit at a time as they skitter down th inside of th huge starship trps colelcting dust after th first hundred thosuand kilomteres of diaomond encrusted wall th ship can build anything and destroy most things +++ heavy metals collected here +++ liek a giant diffraction column +++ always builidng and when evr th thing salows down th robots go inside to put in new hueg planetary and larger diamonds th pressure needed to make th big buggers they tougher than regular diamonds +++ but th universe is big +++ th environementalist screamin we kiillin a bunch of planets for oen spaceship +++ doesnt undersdtand th universe +++ an idiot +++ th hot redhead vegetarian bought me soem lamb roast she's not an idiot +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:41:24] +++ Bob Marley 'Jammin' +++ huge diamonds i was explainin my weird psi fi talei;d written to this guy th girls were listentingto and eyes liek saucers th things we'll pull out of black holes +++ we were a bit out of it +++ i watched it man th other end was runnin away it got away even after th thing burst +++ a teardrop with a helix twist in a pottery ocarina i'll make it big dude could be interesting +++ it threw a pile of mass at me in retrospect +++ and took off for th weeds we will catch some of em +++ how big do we have to build ? +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:44:44] +++ Nine Inch Nails 'Nine Inch Nails - Fuck You Lik' +++ to fuck u liek an animal +++ th only way we find out wt a planet really mad eof is to go to another planetary systema nd lob in enough nukes to crack th prick and then eat th evidence thru a shark class starship seen it +++ up till then it;s all fuckin theory +++ how big does a rock have to be to squash th carbon deposits inisde it to make huge diamonds +++ no wumm how do we get rid of this ewxcess carbon we got blowin round everyhwere fuckin idiots just dont wanna spend th money compress it +++ surely we can take th o2 out frm co2 +++ we can do most things +++ when th first bright bugger goes lets take th extra seawater we dotn need out into space and stor it there for later use in space +++ crazy eddie +++ they'll have to burn water to do it well methane hydrate water ice with methane in it stacks of it under th ocean +++ ah yeah but will we find htat under other open water seas means th temp right for life and methane generation +++ our water landing space shuttles will find out +++ pls pls pls +++ be a primitive alien planet dont shoot me +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:51:06] +++ Ted Mulry Gang 'JUMP IN MY CAR' +++ have to jump back in my car and blow yr whole planet up +++ but that;s a crime without th man investigating first +++ if they ever find out about it +++ nobody saw me do it it never fuckin happened +++ fuckin idiot didnt see th huge shark class psaceship blottin out half of his heavens and took a potshot at me fuck u cunt feelin mean today +++ i'll just take heavy mnetals and planet diamonds and make a killing on th deal i kill squillions of beings on a daily basis space is big +++ be psychic enough not to get taken its yr only defense + [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:54:04] +++ Jewel 'Standing Still' +++ like killgore in good morning vietnam he wont get hit too fuckin confident +++ doesnt care +++ they;ve pussifed our species so much th pricks would make us wear safety helmets as we go over ligth spped if ya hit somethin and u arent a lot bigger than they are night night +++ it aint empty and it;s there for taking why we fuckin around here +++ "religion" +++ ya reckon "positive" "th greeks had steam opening their" "temple doors" "two thousand yrs ago" cunts +++ "a religious secret" wot else do they keep secret ? +++ hmm +++ no secrets is th answer we'd be in other star stystems already about AD 1520 if my psychic mind reads it right +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:58:36] +++ Korn 'Korn - My Gift To You' +++ my gift +++ coffee and a bong... . . . u can too who's stoppin ya ? they not game to test us en masse ojth sid es of th road yet for drugs they knwo how many of us travellin stoend to work evry day +++ endemic +++ . . . . .. [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:34:57] +++ Massive Attack '09 - hymn of the big wheel.mp' +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:40:19] +++ ? '?' +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:40:29] +++ Jewel 'I Won't Walk Away' +++ sorry psychic blog south park was on and drugs dont smoke emselves +++ i knew she was cute i didnt know she was that cute +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:47:35] +++ The Kinks 'Better Things' +++ i dont wanna see any more photos i cart out th chick +++ blew my mind +++ fuckin witch she's had five kids and she can still look liek she in her twenties for th camera +++ smile +++ rub two faggots together and u can make a fire ya have t tie em to th frnt of bulldozers and have fast hydraulics and one of em generally clicks his bic lighter but ya can do it +++ kenny's spirit doesnt mumble thru his clothes +++ stuck in cartman +++ . . . i want u to remember that flinging dogshit at yr neighbour with a mower is considered unruly behaviour +++ i was usin a tractor +++ here puppie dogs u mungrels been fed yet ? . . . they didnt try to eat me when i got my orange juice so i think it;s all good . . . pirate jenny "black" 'the land surfer" +++ p.s. tryin to get used to goin back to livin two and half men th young fella is home again +++ th night before ya ran away my psychic diary was titled one of my babies is missing not much we miss +++ i'll tell im about it once he;s settled down no mate we both knew a day or so before ya split yr uncle and yr father both psychic +++ we talked about runnin otu and trackin ya down we wer eboth headed to either to o r past th town u were in but we decided to let ya run and wear th consequuences +++ i think he's moved in for good this time +++ we can generally track im down but he;s one of us +++ yr grandfather was only a yr older than u when he jumped a border with a luger in his hand +++ yr old man was goin to th truck show there and i ahd a date with th hot redhead down th edge of th island had to pass thru where ya were +++ i';d cringe less it if wasnt to do with safety bicycles but u know better +++ no brother i was at a rockvenue stuffin nippleclamp thru th crowd fuckin insane unicycle +++ i missed this chick';s leg by about a foot and was sideways i thought it was touch and go but th knobie hung on pitchie grass and trampled to death outside on th foreshore +++ was fun as man +++ she saw somethin new +++ whit ejack dragged me back to meet er crawled aruound her three times oh hello +++ learned to walk but prefers to crawl i'm his minder he got walkabout disease hittin early we dont discourage these things... +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:12:11] +++ Kylie Minogue 'Sweet Music' +++ yr mum says it was yr second rockconcert white jack +++ lost is mum wi his minder in tow th wizard th little bugger got given a wee football by a little girl who loved him that had wizard written on it +++ soem kind of loan promotion wizard indeed +++ th redhead liekd it ok really... +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:13:41] +++ The Prodigy 'Firestarter' +++[ Auf dieses Posting antworten ]