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Re: Don't knock the weather

Von: anna graham (anna-graham@austin.rr.com) [Profil]
Datum: 29.01.2007 05:16
Message-ID: <45bd73e5$0$16929$4c368faf@roadrunner.com>
Newsgroup: alt.support.loneliness
Eleonore Beaudoin wrote:
> warren peace (warren-peace@austin.rr.com) writes:
>> <snip>
>>>
>>> I certainly hope you gave up on jumpers.
>>> Must not be many bungie twats in your part of the world.
>> bungie twats?! I must say that this conjures up a rather bizarre mental
>> picture.
>
> Bungie twats.
> There. Said it again:)

snicker
>
> Don't you find jumpers bizarre mentals?
>
>
every so often one hears tell of a bungee jumper who brings an 80 ft
cord for the one hundred foot lea, not realizing that the the
acceleration of a 200 lb mass will stretch the cord to 105 feet over
that distance. Messy. A guy in that football stadium in Houston banged
his head on the turf in a non-fatal accident.

While I won't dispute that a twat might be somewhat stretchy, it is
probably not so much so as to allow for bungee jumping from it.And it is
certainly not far enough above the ground to make a memorable jump.Maybe
we could hike the skirts on the Statue of Liberty and check out her
nether reasons.Would be tempted be tempted to birth the person through
the twat proper with the bungee strapped to a waist harness appearing
thus as something of a giant umbilicus.

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