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Re: Midget [Joke] Spotted

On Thu, Jul 3, 2008, 5:25pm (MDT+2)
St. Jackanapes <st-jack@jackanapes.ws>
popped in to chortle:
>In buh.shit Sir Obi ~ Sigzilla of OOTIKOF
>barfed this out...

>>~ any buddy from texas ??

>>Group: alt.discuss.katzenjammer
>>Date: Thu, Jun 19, 2008, 6:41am (MDT+2)
>>From: o2BnPJs@webtv.net (o2BnPJs)

>>The flight was coming into Dallas when a
>>combination of mechanical errors and
>>unstable weather caused the plane to start
>>plummeting to the ground!

>>The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and
>>finally, the engines roared back to life in time
>>to prevent the plane from going splat on the
>>ground!

>>As the plane landed, airport officials rushed
>>to the disembarking gate and were stunned
>>to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.

>>Finally the crew got off the plane and the
>>local manager of the airline came up to
>>congratulate him on his perseverance under
>>extreme odds.

>>As the official and the pilot were talking, the
>>official commented how unusual it was that
>>there were so many midgets on the flight.

>>"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied.
>>"Those were Texans with all the shit scared
>>out of them!"

>Now *that* was fucking funny!

You can thank me later.

>I hate Texans. I couldn't have cared less about
>them until that goddamn fucking retard W got
>into office.

I haven't cared for Texans since they thought they could buy Colorado
and turn it into some Texas state park a few decades ago.

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