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Breaking Curses

Von: paulie the witchdoctor (pepp@cyberdude.com) [Profil]
Datum: 04.02.2008 13:14
Message-ID: <Xns9A3AE24EC9B5Apeppcyberdudecom@203.26.24.228>
Followup-to: rec.sport.unicycling
Newsgroup: alt.comp.illegal-operations.poetry alt.traditional.witchcraft alt.witchcraft alt.magick.seriousmisc.writing alt.prophecies.nostradamus alt.ozdebaterec.sport.unicycling
Breaking Curses
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at age 45
psychic blog

i finally broke my curse

i went over 7 days without sex and
didnt end up in an ambulance

bein taken to hospital

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:38:22]
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The Beatles
'I'll Follow The Sun'
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good news for my firstborn son

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sore testicles every day frm age 11

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thank th unicycle
ridin every day
buildin up my

strength

it decreases th blood supply and
decreaeses th sperm count

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even better
i'm near to th 3 yr mark

celibate

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i'm with wot's his face

he;s b

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:40:12]
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Freefall 68
'Freefall - Skydive'
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een 3 yrs without sex and
wont screw th nxt chick unless he marries her

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jumped th 36 inch unicycle off a gutter
in this afternoon's land surfing

not bad fr  boy with sore testicles

they still ache

bt nowhere near as bad as when i ws a drug addict

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bt i thankt h drugs
without em

i never
would have gotten up on th unicycle

in th first place

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when i went dui and drugs
i had to give em up

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stuck ridin one wheel
to get to th shop

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:42:52]
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The Monkees
'Daydream Believer'
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ok
occasionally i ride a girls bike there

a fuckin safety bicycle

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managed three out of four
attempts at
freemounting th big uni this arv

i think it;s nearly tamed


flight test on one wheel is fun

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into month two on it

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oh and

the land surfer
doesnt put a towel on th uni seat anymore

those days are gone

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th little terrorists are tougher now and

maybe i've finally come out of puberty

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i'll be 46 nxt month bt
i still put in

eight k's a day on one wheel

at a minimum

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average

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hey kuta
did ya hear th smiling assassin
is gettin an appeal up

bloody indonesian justice system

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:46:02]
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A Perfect Circle
'The Outsider'
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he's got a real outside chance

of beatin th death penalty

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anyway
thought i'd keeep u informed

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yr nxt move ?


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:46:50]
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ACDC
'Highway To Hell'
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good as

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kuta primed and


ready

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th stingless honey bee hive
watchin events

waitin to stick in th
invisible sting

i luv bein a  wicked witchdoctor
[with sore nuts]

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i dunno
they almost gone background

never went over pain level three fr a week

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to bee fair
i avoided hot chicks

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if th indonesians wont kill im
we know who will

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and no ASP handgun with
clear see thru handles
so ya can count th bullets

needed


well...

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i'm not th only secret agent who'd
seccret men;s business th

smiling assassin

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hey kuta
andy frm

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:50:24]
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The Grid
'Swamp Thing'
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hamish and andy's show
on b105

dont believe in psychic

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u thinkin wot i'm thinkin ?

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:51:10]
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Nirvana
'Sifting'
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sifting thru wot
little curse we could put on im

he so unafraid of black magic

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hmm

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bt not real nasty kuta

we like th guy

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:51:59]
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PJ Harvey
'Working For The Man'
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cant ring th prog and throw
secret mens; business at im

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hey blog

i jumped th big wheel off another gutter today



cant believe i'm throwin a
36 inch wheel

over gutters
after only one month on one

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my thighs have already gotten so big
theylre rubbin together

buildin muscles like crazy

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th smaller solo wheels
didnt build muscles like this beast

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still havent gotten back on th monoshock
hangin off th back verandah

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:54:58]
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Radiohead
'Creep(acapella)'
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it;'s too slow

i agree

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if th smiling assassin
doesnt get th death penalty

his file will land back on my desk


retired or not

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and i'd have to
pick a disaster

that hasnt happened yet

in indo
before it happened and


write really bad curses

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i hope i dont have to it;s


dirty

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:56:55]
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The Guess Who
'Rain Dance'
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black magic at it;s worst

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u still cryin kuta ?

th fuckin rain wont go away



u will have to pick another
younger model witchdoctor

u know that

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:57:57]
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Violent Femmes
'Gone Daddy Gone'
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i burned out long ago and
dont do th magic drugs anymore


ah no my gift is still firin but

my empathy is way low


why should i care

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:58:34]
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Kylie Minogue
'Promises'
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so u say

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lost my immunity

still got six plus weeks to go
till i cn drive a car on  th road again


cant even do
special dances on th unicycle

in th surf



surfing th
land

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nuthin;s 100 percent
ever

fr wot it;s worth

th cops went thru my computer and

still dont stop me posting my tripe

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some of my kills were spectacular

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:00:44]
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A Perfect Circle
'Lullaby'



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yeah we are asleep at th moment

in hibernation


like th pc every night

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:01:27]
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Regurgitator
'Miffy's Simplicity'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:01:34]
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Jewel
'Cleveland'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:01:36]
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U2
'Where The Streets Have no Name'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:01:44]
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Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
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jst another day in paradise

bt two days ago i


broke th curse

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do th hardest thing
ya can do

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i'm a boy
who suffers with th sore testicles
livin in a land where th girls cn tease
unmercifully


we men have
no rights

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ride a unicycle

usin

performance enhancing drugs

to beat th pain and


ventually

ya cn go off th drugs


and th problem
beaten

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bad pun

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got my hand on it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:14]
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The Police
'roxanne'
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go away dickless tracy
ya bother me

bt not as much as ya used ta

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:39]
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The Panel
'Opening Theme'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:47]
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Linkin Park
'Lying From You'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:04:53]
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OPM
'Heaven Is A Halfpipe'
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at least in heaven i cn

surf on th land
on one wheel

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i jumped off a gutter this day

on th biggest commercially available unicycle and


it is a good day

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.
.
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i ejaculate
threrefore i am

.
.
.

paulie the witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.

watching u smiling assassin


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:07:43]
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Screaming Jets
'Shiver'
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