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Bouncing on th Limiter

Von: paulie th witchdoctor (pepp@cyberdude.com) [Profil]
Datum: 07.02.2008 12:50
Message-ID: <Xns9A3DDE29E4DCDpeppcyberdudecom@203.26.24.228>
Followup-to: rec.sport.unicycling
Newsgroup: alt.comp.devices.calculators alt.traditional.witchcraft alt.witchcraftmisc.writing alt.prophecies.nostradamus alt.ozdebaterec.sport.unicycling
Bouncing on th Limiter
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triple o three has gotten married
i heard he had to wait 16 days

for th paperwork to go thru

he would have been
Bouncing on th Limiter

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:02:55]
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The Verve
'Velvet Morning'
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had a little moment
late this arv

bopped down this steep little street
on th 36 inch uni and

nearly got away on me


runaway flywheel

Bouncing on th Limiter

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bt it didnt

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:04:40]
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Blue
'Blues Revenge'
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i said
it didnt spit me

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:04:55]
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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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congratulations mrs triple o three

he's a magic guy

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course
she cant join him in oz fr a bit

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bit sticky

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i wont say where she cums frm
that sticky

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he'll be home in a couple of weeks

give him somethin else to whinge about

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:07:01]
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Led Zeppelin
'Ramble On'
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ramble on fucker

tell me about yr last bus smash man

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th big wheel hasnt killed me yet

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tomorrows terror cotta roof might

i'm considering wearing a harness bt

i got a warmup roof in th morning

same height bt
normal concrete tiles


i'll be ok

jst keep tellin myself


is my nerve really going ?

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i jst looked across at this open book i got
sittin there on th bed and
saw

direct descent

oh good

a sign

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by frank herbet apparently

a book methinks

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it's only gravity sickness
it doesnt hurt till ya hit th ground

preferr to fall off unicycles bt
what are ya gunna do ?

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:11:27]
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Disturbed
'Stricken'
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i'm not disturbed it;s jst
it;s a high roof and

i gotta hang off it and
paint th barge tiles

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i know when i walk up it
with a bucket of paint in my hand i'll

be ok with it

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let it go paulie

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:12:53]
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quincy jones
'Self Preservation Society - Ge'
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hmm

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umm

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in th italian job
th original one with michael cain

they sing this
as they nearly lose th bus over th edge

hangin on th edge

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funny

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:14:29]
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Bullet for My Valentine
'Tears Don't Fall'
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not funny

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bad psychic blog

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:14:58]
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M2M
'Don't Say You Love Me'
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ok i wont

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:15:09]
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Blink 182
'What's My Age Again?'
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7 yrs this june

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got up on th 36 uni this arv
on th second attempt

a nice rollback

controlled and
off we go

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turned out of th isis road
a different way and

found this cute little hill

with a cul de sac on th bottom and


i'll go down that

steepest bit of hill i
been down it on and

no worries

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:17:37]
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The Doors
'Light My Fire'
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i think th pub's calling
scuse i

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:33:03]
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Natalie Gauci
'Umbrella'
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i saw shiny cars in th dark
specially a hot

turd runner
sorry torana

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th guy round th corner got a new toy

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:34:41]
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Frente
'Accidently Kelly Street'
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.
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if he keeps revvin that thing
Bouncing on th Limiter

it'll go boom

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how sad

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:38:01]
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Tool
'Hooker With a Penis'
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holden's not my fave car breed

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th limo's still running

i'm jst not drivin it

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six weeks to go

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th lyrics fit

point that fuckin finger up yr ass

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where th fuck ws i ?

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downing my first bourbon since th weekend

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and kickin back

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:42:37]
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Blood Sweat and Tears
'Spinning Wheel'
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oh yeah
unicycles

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how does th big beast go up hills

not bad i spose


th usual


feed it to it and

lean forward a bit

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didnt falter so
i ws a bit happy

only one moment goin down th thing

a brief

flicker of


man this thing could get away on me

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bit like a plane on th runway

lookin fr


contingencies

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a nice grass bank up th right i cn
swing to if she lets go and

hmm
a nice little training hill


a mere thirty or so big pedals bt
that;s enough hey

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:46:44]
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Kylie Minogue
'Obsession'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:47:15]
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Living Colour
'Love rears its ugly head'
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well if could
get down that hill

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then maybe i could

try somethin a little steeper


flight test continues

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where's th fuckin edge ?

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i'm into month two
of my new toy and

not writin much


still in love

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caught a rat last night

beeen eatin th lids off th
dog tucker


20 litre plastic bucket

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fraid i killed it
as a lesson to is mates


sick of grabbin a new lid off th stack and


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is bad enough th bloody birds
steal th dry dog tucker


not u guys too

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:51:48]
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George
'Truth'
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jst

little brother is buyin extra tucker
to feed th birds and th rats and

its gone too far

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notice he didnt kill th rat though

sicked me on it

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ok dude

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i cn go hitman on is arse and
not do too many conniptions over it

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might try th almost empty
garbage bin trick and

get th rest of is brood

i keep findin rats in th workshop
peerin at me

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cant use baits in th dogrun so

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maybe jst thin th numbers

"didnt get th big one"

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:55:36]
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Kraftwerk
'It's More Fun To Compute'
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i could hunt in th computer

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a little wet work never bothered me though

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if i ws osama bin laden
i'd be in an apartment

overlookin ground zero

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or in london

overlookin kings cross

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where are ya
ya mad bastard

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:57:46]
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Harry Chapin
'WOLD (Original Studio Version)'
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th US has a porous border and

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i dont speak arabic so
peerin into his head is a little

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.
.
.

april 27

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hmm
i havent spat a date in while

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bt does it mean anything

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probly not
i dont do that shit anymore

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where will he hit nxt ?

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:01:04]
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Scribe
'Not Many (Remix)'
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welcome to the crusader

lyric

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not many

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:01:59]
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Bill Clinton
'I Did Not Have Sexual Relation'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:02:06]
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A Tension
'Angel'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:02:17]
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Powderfinger
'Pockets'
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try again
where will he hit nxt ?



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:02:58]
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Stealer's Wheel
'Stuck In The Middle With You'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:03:35]
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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:03:39]
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Disturbed
'Voices'
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endit



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:03:50]
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Nirvana
'Plateau'
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try another tack
where is he hiding ?



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:04:19]
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Dire Straits
'Money for Nothing'
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i want my own tv

lyric

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well he;s got electricity

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do ya have a phone line mate ?



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:05:18]
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The Doors
'Hello, I Love You'
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no

i dont love u

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jst a black tracker workin is magic

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black magic

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got me one more scalp to get

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waiting fr
when waiting is

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:07:36]
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Gorillaz
'Feels Good Inc'
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when it feels good
u got it computer

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gotta get th timing right

to put in a black magic whammy

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it's close

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:08:52]
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Tenacious D
'Kielbasa'
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dude
we gotta fuckin write something


first lyric

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get in print
th right amount of days

before they catch him

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4

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i bumped th 4 key
dont know how

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prefer 7 bt

it cums th way it does

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wot;s osama
doin in my psychic blog

is rare as

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:11:17]
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B2K
'Bump Bump Bump 3'
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he's gunna die is why

goin on past performances

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too big a catch

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where u hiding dickhead ?



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:12:21]
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Korn
'Trash'
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in th trash

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under a garbage dump

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is almost logical

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.
.
.

they finally shut down th turd runner

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fuckin noisy beast

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huge big block v8 in it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:15:55]
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Justin Timberlake
'Sexy Back'
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ok dude

a tiny little torana

with a big block

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straight thru exhausts
in big pipes

comin frm big smooth headers

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:17:04]
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Cat Stevens
'Where Do The Children Play?'
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i said he got a new toy

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keeps playin with it

it sat there dilin

for about 20 minutes

started buggin little brother

he with th 383 long stroker in th shed

got two muscle cars


and whingin when they gunna shut down that beast



bear with me

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cn i get back to ravin about my
new unicycle and ow much i luv it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:19:15]
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The Offspring
'No Brakes'
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no fuckin brakes

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lookout

massive wheel

36 inches and


no fuckin brakes

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timing is

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i didnt need brakes

my legs have grown and


i cn hold th beast on th hill

i cn ride dowwwn it and


back up again

a nic elittle training hill


jst strains th muscles to ride up it

cheatin gravity all th while

fallin forward and

down


all th while

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:21:23]
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Grinspoon
'Pressure Tested 19'
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yeah

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testin how steep a hil i cn attack

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i havent mentioned osama in months

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where u hiding cunt ?

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:22:24]
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Nickelback
'Learn The Hard Way'
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funny

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jst keep blowin up caves

we'll get im

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cept he;s not in one

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:23:07]
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Noel Gallagher
'Stop Crying Your Heart Out'
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oh we'll get u
not to fear

they'll never give up

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:23:48]
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Paul Oakenfold
'Ready Steady Go (Album Version'
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run now

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they;ve caught his trail before bt


always jst that little bit late

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where ?



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:24:40]
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Smashing Pumpkins
'1979'
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yr head will look like a smashed pumpkin

fifteen in th head i think

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give me an ASP and


immunity and

i'd plug im

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nice gun that

small
easy to hide

built fr quick draw and


i've said too much

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:26:02]
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Kylie Minogue
'I Feel for You'
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he's started it again

goin fr another spin maybe


oh no

jst died

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cant help  bad luck

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will my toy
tell where osama is hidden or

cant it say

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a limited vocabulary and
th random number generator feedin it is

not random

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knowin when to ask th question is

the art

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:30:24]
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Silverchair
'Freak'
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yr a freak jenny.exe
and

th time is always important to wot song is gunna play

next

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th prog
my program

spins random numbers constantly
and when th last song dies

or u hit NXT

it grabs th last random number in memory and

NXT


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:32:00]
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DJ Dean
'Future Trance 5'
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smartarse

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witha little training

u could do it too


work with th random number generator
and know wot questions to ask

and when

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with a little hard info
it;d be usefull

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secret mens business

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th contents within are
secret mens business

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:34:05]
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The Small Faces
'Tin Soldier'
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i need more songs

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jenny's vocab insufficient

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this is currently song
1278 of

1428

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add a couple songs

run th find mp3 sub and


it'll have a different number

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th number is

unimportant

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:37:27]
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Art Of Noise
'Peter Gun Theme'
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th art of noise


th art of psuedo random numbers

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showertime

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:43:19]
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The Black Eyed Peas
'Third Eye'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:47:03]
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Love Spit Love
'How Soon Is Now (Charmed Theme'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:51:31]
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Bob Marley
'Satisfy My Soul'
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.
.
.

all things are

connected

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and if i cn jst see th
connections

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a database of random place names and
a quirky random number generator and


knowin when to ask th right question


with my third eye

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th brain
rewards me with
endorphins

if i get a good one

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i know
before th nxt song hits th playlist

if th clue i wrote to it


or th th question i asked of it is

any good

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:55:16]
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Nirvana
'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
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nirvana

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th pure endorphin hit

almost as good


as doin sonethin new on th man;s bike

one wheeler

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he's hiding

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like a rat

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:00:20]
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Laurie Anderson
'O Superman'
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my nxt disaster date is

april 27 2008


i think

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PAUSE

off watchin family guy

.
.
.

yr of th rat


out of the question
tv show

not finished yet

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:43:50]
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James Taylor
'You've  Got  A Friend'
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cn ya help me jenny

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nail that bastard

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:45:09]
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Culture Club
'Karma Chameleon'
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i'll offer a million smiles outta th karma bank

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idiots smile evry time they see a uni

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:45:57]
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INXS
'THE LOVED ONE'
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loggin onto th net
got shit to do

be cool psychic blog

later
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.
.
paulie th witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:48:15]
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Disturbed
'Decadence'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:48:19]
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Wendy Mathews
'The day you went away'
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