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Wandering out loud

Von: paulie the witchdoctor (pepp@cyberdude.com) [Profil]
Datum: 16.02.2008 13:11
Message-ID: <Xns9A46E1B8DAC41peppcyberdudecom@203.26.24.228>
Followup-to: rec.sport.unicycling
Newsgroup: alt.drugs.pot.cultivation.hydroponics alt.traditional.witchcraft alt.witchcraftmisc.writing alt.prophecies.nostradamus alt.ozdebaterec.sport.unicycling
Wandering out loud
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hi there stupid psychic blog

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:25:18]
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Propellerheads w shirley bassy
'History Repeating'
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did somethin stupid today

tried to take th 36 inch unicycle
over a traffic island

hands up
who thought it failed

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cunt up

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i did

jump it off a gutter first
in th warmup bt

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it's jst too big a wheel to drive in hard

up th incline


havin said that

i'll try again

made a good stack bt

and i did have an audience so


i mighta fluffed it on purpose

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scotty liked th big wheel

thought it ws mega


i still do

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th floods are still happening
mackay went under water yesterday

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:29:02]
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Visage
'Fade to grey (Remix)'
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fade to grey
funny

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grey flood waters
inundating homes and all

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sorry
off watchin th iron chefs battling each other

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that terror cotta roof
i ws spinnin out about
claimed a pair of pants and
a new pair of undies

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ripped both
skinnin down th barge tiles

bastard roof

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oh and

th airless hose on th sprayer

blew out and

dripped all over th roof
while were sprayin it with

well


that;s a trade secret

lets jst say it looks awful nice

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nice shiny finish bt

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:10]
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A Perfect Circle
'Judith'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:29]
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Fuel
'Ozone'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:35]
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Jamelia
'Superstar'
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hello
th arse jst fell out of th sky

now look kuta

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its pissin down again

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never seen th iron chefs battle each other

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anyway blog
i fluffed three attempts to get up today

th big wheel laughin at me bt


i got up 'ventually

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so pacey

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must be in week six of flight test

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:38:48]
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Styx
'Lady'
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it aint a girl

not this wheel

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spat me today tryin to get over a traffic island

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nother bourbon over here thang

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my body has finally slowed down
now producin sperm like a mid fourties guy

little brother reckons its about time

i been travellin like an eighteen yr old long enough

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:41:46]
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A Perfect Circle
'Pet'
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i make a terrible pet

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still with th sore nuts but
th body finally keepin up

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pay no mind t th rabble

yeah thanks


as if

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havin a holiday frm sex

nearly three yrs celibate

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:43:55]
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Pavlov's Dog
'Juliia'
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ugh

got married to this once

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got around th big block on th big wheel
in under 20 minutes today

and that included th crash

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now look kuta

u tryin to drown kuta lady there up north

th tropical monsoon low


droppin back behind townsville again



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:47:09]
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Massive Attack
'What Your Soul Sings'
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i see

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she wont cum back down south again in a hurry

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up north goin troppo

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never heard of goin troppo ?

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u have to live at least one wet season way up north

in th tropics

to understand

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th mould grows
faster than u can kill  it

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dont know which smells worse

th mould spores or

th chlorine
we used to kill it

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let her go man

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turned on th big speakers
and wound down th tv

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little brother bought ratsac today

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th bastard rats have made camp in th
muscle car

cant have that

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blame th
mind stabilizin drugs

i made more sense on th illegal ones

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makin everythin run slow

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at least i cn still ride on one wheel ok

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bt th urge to be on th edge

has subsided a bit

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not enough to stop me
jumpin th big wheel off gutters bt

we're workin on it

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i'm middle aged i should

bee calmer

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tell me kuta

will th rains stay thru autumn


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:53:02]
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Presidents of the United State
'Candy'
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my gift firin terrible
arent i psychic anymore or what

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kuta is black honey
sweet as

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i offer u nuthin

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maybe it's th title i chose fr today;s page or

i'm jst out of practise

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i thought i quit anyway

find a younger model

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:56:20]
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Lou Reed
'Perfect Day'
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yeah

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that'd be a perfect day

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a younger more aggressive witchdoctor

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somethin more suited to delilah

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:00:19]
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Dire Straits
'Romeo and Juliet'
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well that;s a bit better

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beautiful dishes

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i spent six months as an asian cook
i learn more watchin one episode of

iron chef

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i tell a lie

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sorry delilah

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my heart jst isnt in it

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th drugs make me sleepy

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:06:19]
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Alex LLoyd -
'Amazing'
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it aint amazing now

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off background singin

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still gettin over th shock
of not havin to get off
every day

its life changin

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frm one little pill a day

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my salvation

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true celibacy at last



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:09:45]
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River Phoenix & Johnny Depp (P
'I Save Cigarette Butts'
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he aint celibate

always with th opposites

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get a little white dog up ya



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:10:40]
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Homer
'Witchdoctor'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:10:50]
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Gary Jules
'Mad World'
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singin go away

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singin wth a male voice now

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:14:01]
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Tori Amos
'cornflakegirl'
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th girls voice almost slipped away

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all those hours singin on strete corners

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i'm retired

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:15:40]
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A Perfect Circle
'Orestes'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:15:43]
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10cc
'I don't like cricket'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:15:45]
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The Knack
'My Sharona                    '
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my scrotum

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robbie supposed to come back frm overseas tomorrow

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we're placin bets on whether he does or not

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stuck in a socialist paradise hey

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fifties chevies as far as th eye can see

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think th guy up th road has blowed up his turd runner

we havent heard it in a week

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car parts strewn all over our yard
th land rover stripped
and ready to go into th spray shop

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th mad things he does

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we put th back body on a range rover chassis

that;s our new trailer


to be continued

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whacked a box on th front of th little trailer and

th range rover will pull it fr a couple weeks

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:20:43]
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Robbie Williams
'Tripping'
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it should pull it ok

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bt i cant smoke in th rangie

too smick

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we're trainin th young fella not to f
all off rooves

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never do this
never do that and

most guys fall off
right by th ladder

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yackin to th guy on th roof
whiule standin on th top rung


and forget yr on th ladder

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jst step  off and

it;s only gravity sickness man

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and any
architect designed roof
is out to kill u

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:24:53]
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Parkway Drive
'Don't Close Your Eyes'
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yeah

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and dont stand on th roof
and look straight up

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disorientating

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think balance man

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:25:33]
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Deadstar
'Deeper Water'
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oh and
dont paint th barges th way i do em

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scares everybody
remember i'm th unicycle freak with amazing balance

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little brother taught im how to
slop paint on a barge

had th young fela below with a hose

sloshin water over th drips

it;s water based paint

so he could lay it down quick

dont do this ok


a bit rough

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and still in


water restrictions

they wont relax em
till we get another fifty mill


in th dams

fourty percent full and

we cn all breathe a bit easier

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he did well though
and preferrs it to school

mad bugger

school is a bigger bludge

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i washed a big one by myself this week

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over 300 square metres and

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took forever

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lowset though so

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no fun

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if it doesnt scare u
it never happened right

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:29:57]
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Deep Purple
'Strange Kind of Woman'
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yeah

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th game is about
conquering fear

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wheher it be on one wheel or
hangin off some crazy
architect designed roof

designed to kill u

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he designed it to look nice
not to be easy to maintain

remember that young fella

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th cut backs will kill ya

bits misssin outta th roof and


yr jst walkin along sideways and

th roof stops

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so much we have to teach im

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how to grab th gutter if
yr fallin off and

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these are lethal

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he aint ready to trek up and down a terra cotta

steep and


deadly

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how long will we baby u
and leave u on top of th roof

holdin th hose

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dunlop volleys on this kind of roof

and white socks on this one

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:33:51]
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DJ Lords of Acid
'Heaven Is An Orgasm'
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stick like shit to a blanket

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as long as it;s cleaned first

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th mossy
scary thing that

curdles yr bowels before ya climb on it

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th kind of roof
that creeps into yr diary a week before ya climb on it

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yeah i lived

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while paintin th barges
caus eit had concrete barge tiles on it


i made th mistake of lookin down

thrity feet to th ground

i've go tno harness and

its all concrete down there

a mad greek

his yard is all concrete


and yes

some of it is painted green


wouldnt read about it

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32 degrees in th shade

much hotter on th roof


and its ripped my pants and undies
slidin down th terror cotta tiles


so th bare skin of my buttock is
sizzling

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:36:47]
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Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
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yeah right

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32 celcius

sittin on a tile is

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fucked as

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i looked down

whingin about my burning buns and


that shut me up

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it worried me enough

fear


i switched hands

and painted
with my left hand

on th backhand side

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unheard of

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this roof
rattled me before i set foot on it


it ripped my pants
my undies and

blew a hose on th paint machine

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while he sprayed i

ran th hose and

held in up there and


it dripped th whole time

blew th seals it ws so thin

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not water based

a shiny coat fr th tewrra cotta tiles


to make em look nice



it pulled up ok bt

it cost us too many quid

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we came out in front bt

only just


said it ws a cunt of a roof

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popped into my diary early and

i hated it
befor ei set foot on it


semi glaze terra cottas


when i washed it

i had more slips than i cn count


dont step on th dark brown tiles

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its about conquering fear



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:42:11]
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Dead Kennedys
'Holiday In Cambodia'
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wot doesnt kill me

makes me stronger

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little brtoher's fallen off two

i havent fallen off one



yet

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only a matter of time

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th nxt lethal roof or
th one after that

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climb up it
with th premonitions hittin hard


this thing is gunna cost us

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if it;s nasty enough
a single cloud goin overhead
and we'll pull th pin

we'll come back

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like that little church we did

so fuckin steep

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brittle ancient tiles
so

fuckin

brittle

they break under yr feet
on every second step

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bt not tomorrow


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:45:56]
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A Perfect Circle
'Lullaby'
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get to sleep in
sunday

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aaahhhhh

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relax and
jst write

and th songs

come up and talk to u

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do we really
wanna teach him to be a roofer

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:47:47]
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C90 Feat. MC Duke
'Miracle Maker'
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it;s like this young fella

ya walk onto a job site and

all th other guys shut up


cause yr goin on top


no fuckin rails

no fuckin harness


and dirty slimy
moss green tiles and

we laugh at th danger

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and when we leave
th 50 yr old roof
terra cotta

looks like th day it ws laid

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heart in yr mouth sometimes

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tiles breakin underfoot and


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u'll do fine

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whoops

lost a pile of data

th pc rebooted


ah well

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paulie the witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:07:24]
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The Black Eyed Peas
'Shut Up'
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