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Small men Drive BIG Trucks

Why waste so much money on gas just becuase you're short, it's better
to be short with money than short and wasting gas money on a big
truck.
Hey, with all that money you'd save on gas, you could get a nice
Pioneer Kuro Elite Plasma, McIntosh Dolby True HD and DTS HD Preamp
and Multi Channel Amplifier, a JL Audio Gotham or Fathom Subwoofer, a
bunch of nice Kharma or Wisdom Audio speakers, etc.
Stupid short men, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the
size of the fight in the dog.
Throw away your stupid big trucks and get yourself a sensible vehicle.
Anyway, here's the article.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer_big.html

New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks
The Size of One's Vehicle is Directly Proportional to the Size of
Genitalia

By Jenny Corvette, published Apr 01, 2008
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A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded
that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller
genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. The
study, conducted on 350 males nationwide, lasted for three months. For
the purpose of the study, the national average genitalia scaled in at
5 1/2 inches. Those men who measured less than the 5 1/2 inch mark
were twice as likely to drive a Hummer, and five times as likely to
drive a four wheel drive truck or oversized car while those men
measuring 5 1/2 inches or above tended to prefer small to mid-sized
vehicles, including hybrids and rice burners.

The study has caused quite a stir among frat clubs, stag bars,
congress, and every other male dominated boys club in our current
society. The study's conclusions have been criticized and disputed for
a number of reasons, including allegations that the room where
measuring took place was kept at a cooler temperature for those who
drive big automobiles. The study also didn't verify the size of the
men's genitalia before research began, leading some to believe that
many men initially exaggerated on their questionaires about their own
size. And some self professed 9 inchers claim that the researchers
measuring them were reading the tape upside down, thereby robbing them
of three inches of very important manhood.

The study's conclusions has its supporters as well, including most
feminists, environmentalists, and ex-girlfriends of the men involved
in the study. One of the latter summed up her ex boyfriend with the
comment, "Obviously he drives a Hummer because he can't get one at
home."

Scientests involved in the study believe that smaller sized men see
their large automobiles as an extension of their penis rather than as
compensation for a small penis. In the control group questionaires,
some smaller sized men even commented that both their penis and
vehicle shared the same nickname.

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